October - Epitaph Contest

[Jar]

Here lies Jar,
He died in the bar

[djr_8fan]

There is a story of a haunted grave found on outcast. See, the cross placed at the dead pirate's head is made from the cursed bark of the boss stump found there. This pirate found a sad fate while fighting that same stump. It seems that at the end of the fight the stump killed her as she made the final blow to kill the stump. There is a writing on the cross. It reads like this:

There once was a pirate named Kate
Who met a cursed fate
While fighting this stump
He did jump
And she swallowed her tonic too late.

It is said that she haunts this same isle, warning others of this curse. The curse of hitting the tonic button too late.....Ye be warned!

[7seconds]

My tombstone will say,

been there done that..

[Andrew]

My tombstone will say:

The Cadet be no longer, may he rest in pieces here.

(I will work on a graphic thing for it later.)

[JM Ohara]

Here lies the Hawke
(But not really)
Lost to the hangman's noose
(Or so ya think)
Decided to give up his pirating ways
(Met a girl is more like it)
But his fame had traveled far and wide
(Turns out that was a bad thing)
Got himself hung for the girl he loved
(Gettin married an that's far worse!)
So here lies the Hawke
(But not really)
No longer at sea, no longer he be
The Hawke

[CaptainGreenGene]

Greengene was here but now he's gone.
Always it's color, now part of the lawn!

[VixyVixon]

[Cpt. Charlotte Doyle]

Here She Lies, Lest We Forget,
The Fearless Blade of Charlotte,
To Battle Fierce She Swiftly Went,
By Grievous Blow Was Finally Spent.

[Jack Chainward]

Alright here it goes....

Being dead is not a fright
Simply being alive might
Now JACK here is lifeless
And now knife-less
Sad as it can be
He'll be across the sea
Haunting and Hunting
Alive or Dead
Serving for the ones
He once tread

It should like something like this: A stubby arc shaped concrete thing very run down with the stupid poem i wrote and must never be visited

Born - 1795
Died - 1864

[Jack Swordfish]

Here lies Jack Swordfish,
but, to you, a friend,
To which we are very sad
to apprehend
That he was recently sent
to be "mend"
At the Fisherman's Bend,
but therefore witnessed
THE END

Might as well give it a go

[Capt C Ray]

Here lies Capt C Ray
Proud pirate and member
of the mighty ETC guild.
He fought by his brethrens
side through many an invasion
until he came face to face with
Jolly Roger himself.
Ray now sails the open seas
by Jolly's side.

[Molly Bluesilver]

Here's mine, good luck everyone

Happy Halloween





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Here lies Molly Blue
She was one of the strongest of the Krewe
Until she messed with Fluffy, a gator
Then all the Krewe, they did hate her
So when Jolly Rodger did attack
No one had her back
That was one puzzle she could not crack

[Juliana Maria]

(The following coincides with my story "The Fireheart Sisters" aka "Maria Fireheart's Journal." Parts you may recognize, the rest, in a way hints to the direction of the story.. )

Here lies Juliana Fireheart:

Dead by the hand of her sister Maria.
It had to be done there was no other way.
For she was so heinously lead astray,
by he who's evil love took over her being.

"She will have a hand in death"
The old man said who had foreseen,
her fiery future, her dying breath.

"Die she must or death will transpire"
Was the only answer to this situation, so dire.
Maria knew what had to be done,
She had to end what they had begun.
And so she took the dagger and pierced her heart.

Finally freed from her wicked lover's curse.
Juliana slowly fell to the floor,
with look of relief upon her face,
For she knew the world was safe once more.

[Luckie OClover]

To this day, we still don't know
The truth behind this tragic woe.

This here be Luckie O'Clover, once luckier than any
This Pirate Pixie had mates, good cheer, and wisdom a plenty

It matters not in life whether it be win, lose, or fail
Although you can't control the wind, you CAN adjust your sail.

Did I make it?