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joere444 · #1 03-16-2009, 12:58 AM

Okay the idea is simple. Come up with the strangest story you can while youre bored. I know you can come up with some pretty strange stuff when youre bored, because I have done it. So here is my story. I would love to see your stories. So POST POST POST POST POST POST POST! Well here is my strange story. Hope you like. What do you think?

Once upon a time, there died a schniblar named Schlaka. Schlaka was not like the other Schniblars. the reason being that she did not own a Schniblar shleck shop.everyone owned a Schniblar shleck shop. Why didn't she? The reason is that she owned a Blackwaddel flogal shop. Everyone hala hala her because the Blackwaddels are the sworn hala's, and enemies of the Schniblars. So, one calking shlackernoon she bought a toothbrush to Blackwaddel island. She met a Lickdeedle there but never met a Blackwaddel. So she did not look everywhere. While not looking everywhere Schlaka found a note that said, "We, the Blackwaddels were not taken over by the Lickdeedle's. We also did not move to Lickdeedle island." So Schlaka bought the first comb to Lickdeedle island. There she met the love of her life Blaka Blaka. A young Blackwaddel that was also misunderstood by his kind. Schlaka came in one day from work at her new blackwaddel flogal shop, and said "I hate you Blaka Blaka!" So Blaka Blaka said "I hate you too Schlaka!" And Schlaka died pennieless from the Schniblar diseas of shleckalickedinyoug, and Blaka Blaka died from the Blackwaddel disease of Blakakdingyouhirethe.

(I love happy endings.)

Juliana Maria · #2 03-16-2009, 01:11 AM

Wow.. that is definitely ... strange.. I'm not bored yet but I'm sure I'll come up with a pretty wacky one later =) Cool idea... and uhh.. interesting story.. lol

Jack Sharkbane · #3 03-16-2009, 03:55 AM

This is the perfect thread for me........... watch and learn me boy.

There once was an evil dictator named Jargle. Jargle hated his oatmeal, so he threw his servent, which are called thollywogs in those parts, over the edge of his castle. The thollywog lived, but was shmarked off at the dictator. so he went on strike. "No more Sharglefor!" Screamed the thollywog. peasents, called nefortoos, gathered and and joined him. Jargle was watching it on his Icthovision. He was shmarked off and invited all the peasents over for a feast to say sorry. so he served them Pilowhoops and Tortonju. then he had his Bleefterfab knights come in and butcher all of them and then displayed in all across the village. the he met the love of his life, Shmeela. He invited shmeela over and then sheemla grabed Jargle's own Sharpafoo and stabbed him, for she was one of the peasents. then Jargle haunted her dreams forever until she died of fright.

THE END.

( OR IS IT???)
your dealing with the master here, people.

***Sven Osymthe*** · #4 03-16-2009, 09:55 AM

One can only imagine the stories to come.... lol

akamystic · #5 03-16-2009, 01:14 PM

Ichabod had such a feeling of emptiness which could only be fulfilled by the taste of Rassleberry Puff Tarts. These were made by one baker in a town far from where Ichabod lived. Yet once a week Ichabod would journey through the woodlands and down steep valleys to get to the town of Grontopolis. One morning Ichabod awoke to something VERY disturbing! All of his Rassleberry Puff Tarts had been stolen right from under his nose!! In panic Ichabod grabbed his robe and jumped on his horse to search for this thief. Unable to find the thief, Ichabod became depressed. So now he pondered on why something such as this would happen. Ichabod became VERY ANGRY and headed towards town. As nightfall fell upon Ichabod he still had a great distance to travel and nowhere to stay for the night. Ichabod stumbled upon an elderly lady named Lady Twinkle Tart Toe. She offered him shelter for the night and he accepted. She asked why he was out in those parts so late and he told her what happened. Lady Twinkle Tart Toe told Ichabod that she could make Rassleberry Puff Tarts better than the baker in town. In shock....Ichabod asked her if she could make some. So Lady Twinkle Tart Toe got started on the Tarts. She offered Ichabod some Yellow Tailed Marsh Glob Frog Tea as he patiently waited. Ichabod snuggled up in a chair as he enjoyed the Yellow Tailed Marsh Glob Frog Tea and slowly fell asleep. Ichabod later awoke to find himself tied up and bound in a large pot with various vegetables and seasoning. He asked Lady Twinkle Tart Toe what was going on. She snickered with a hint of evilness behind it as she continued to toss ingredients in the pot. He yelled at Lady Twinkle Tart Toe and once again demanded an explanation. She told Ichabod there were specific ingredients needed to make Rassleberry Puff Tarts taste so very special. Ichabod then became somewhat panicked.....then he noticed his basket of Rassleberry Puff Tarts over on the table in the corner. He yelled at Lady Twinkle Tart Toe for stealing them and asked her why she would so such cruel things. She cackled and told Ichabod that her Chunky Dunky Jamble Joo-Goo Stew simply would not taste the same without his contribution. The end.

Lesson learned....the next time you feel empty inside....and have a craving for a Rassleberry Puff Tart.....please just have a Twinkie instead.

joere444 · #6 03-16-2009, 10:34 PM

okay, Im sorry akamystic but you can get stranger! I mean look what myself, and Jack Sharkbane did.

Jack Sharkbane · #7 03-16-2009, 10:49 PM

Thats THE Jack Sharkbane to YOU sir.

Juliana Maria · #8 03-17-2009, 03:04 AM

Beatrice was no ordinary cupcake. She liked spinach and salt icing. It was so disgusting she covered herself in it every day. As a cupcake she had to walk her pet whale daily. But she had to but her whale a magic genie lamp first so that it could fly. She and her flying whale went to the volcano one day because she was scared of spiders. At the volcano they saw people lining up to eat the volcano. This angered Mr. Clean so he made every filthy clean and wouldn't give anyone his magic erasers. Beatrice got eaten that day by the talking Octopus that was the second cousin of the aunt of the kraken. Shmoobear was king of all things cute so he declared everything must be ugly! This made Beatrice's whale sad so he swam up to the moon and never came back. The paintbrush painted a mustache on Shmoobear and he blew up into raining fluff.. The Kraken had tea with Beatrice the cupcake and then ate her. As punishment the Kraken was covered in cupcakes and forced to go to "Space.. the Final Frontier." There he met captain kirk who had just mind melded with Spock. Everyone was crazy from the Kraken's breath and no one knows what happened to them....

Do YOU know????

akamystic · #9 03-18-2009, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by joere444

okay, Im sorry akamystic but you can get stranger! I mean look what myself, and Jack Sharkbane did.

We all have diverse writing styles....mine is undoubtedly out of the ordinary. Perhaps not to your preference.....but still out of the ordinary.

Qué se⋅rá, se⋅rá

Deadpool · #10 03-18-2009, 12:58 AM

Time everyone knows the origin of how... I misplaced my mind...

After my farther Odin banished me from Asgard. I was bitten my a vampire and had radioactive waste into my eyes. To make matters worse my mutant ability to control weather didn't activate until I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation, but then my powers were taken away. So I was thrown into a crazy house and forced to watch a 48 hour maraton of Lassie. I had to my a choice, sit here or take a stand. So I leaped out of the window quickly... too quickly. It turns out my head wasn't screwed on tight, so upon leaping out I lost something very vaulable. I didn't even notice, and tore the whole place down. I tried seaching through the rubbish, but no luck. So after that I decided to become a pirate, and ended up here at POF. Now you all know why I'm... MINDLESS!!!

How do ya like that?

Juliana Maria · #11 03-18-2009, 01:01 AM

Wait a second Edward... if ye lost yer mind.. how is it ye remember all of this??

Deadpool · #12 03-18-2009, 01:21 AM

I wrote in on my left arm, and look at it to remember. That also explains why I don't believe in oral hygiene...

Juliana Maria · #13 03-18-2009, 01:27 AM

Ahh. that explains it. That is such a sad story.. By the way.. did ye look in the lost and found? A friend found his mind there once. Strangest thing... LOL

Jack Sharkbane · #14 03-18-2009, 03:03 PM

Aye...... I remeber when I lost me mind...... I remember it like it was yesterday.....

It was a dark night. a very, very, VERY dark night. So dark, you could-- ok, you get the Idea. it was a dark night. My father, 'Ace' Sharkbane, had yelled at me for being such a Yoozamba. I said I was very sorry, but he still tied me to a Sharpafoo. I was stuck!!! then, my EVIL sister, Jane Sharkbane, came in. she unscrewed me head, and too out me mind with a spagattiroly!!!! I fought for it, and I won. I got pushed out the window, and went ker - splat, but I had me mind back.

Wait....... this WAS yesterday......... remind me to stab Jane Sharkbane.

joere444 · #15 03-18-2009, 04:32 PM

I remember when I lost my mind too...........
I was at school, and the teacher told us to get out our flakeladels. I said what in the Schlakdeedle is a flakeladel? She said were going to unscrew our heads, and pour them into bowls with a flakeladel. So unfortuneatly I was stupid, and decided to listen to her lol.