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And that's how the fight started....
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10-21-2008, 05:19 PM
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And that's how the fight started....
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.....so, I took her to a gas station.....
And that's how the fight started.... ************************************************** *********************** My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And that's how the fight started..... ************************************************** ********************* I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?' And that's how the fight started..... ************************************************** **************************** I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.' And that's how the fight started..... 
Last edited by Captain NightWolf; 10-21-2008 at 09:16 PM.. |
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10-21-2008, 07:50 PM
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ROFL im sorry those were hilarious.
Last edited by Jack I; 10-21-2008 at 09:27 PM.. Reason: Not-PG |
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10-21-2008, 09:17 PM
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there were a few more that were really funny as well but being the kind of site this is...well you know the rest...
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10-21-2008, 07:51 PM
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aye some good reading ...lol
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10-21-2008, 09:50 PM
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LOL That really made my day!
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10-31-2008, 01:37 PM
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that was 2 funny..................that was what i needed to start me day
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10-31-2008, 01:54 PM
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Gas Station======>ROFL I told u we missed yr jokes while u took vacation
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