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The Wacky Show!
The Wacky Show! Episode 33. Captain Andy: Dreadme is crazy as ever! Dreadme:*Checking his wallet.* Hmm, I only have lint dollars left... I'm gonna have a garage sale! I'll need a garage and some merchandise, and... well I best get started! *Dreadme walks into Larry's quarters, he sees bone necklaces, a diary, a dagger, and scary looking potions. He pages through the diary, seeing 'Dream', 'Dreadme', and 'blood'.* Dreadme:Hmm, I think I'll sell this stuff. *Dreadme walks up to Larry.* Dreadme:*Holding out Larry's stuff.* Hey Larry, look at all this cool stuff I found! How much do you think I can get for it? Larry:*Looking panicked.* Sir! Is that- is that my stuff?! Dreadme:Ya, so? Larry:Sir! You can't sell that! It's mine! It's- Dreadme:Larry I don't have time for this, just how much do you think it would go for? Larry:Probably about 1000, but sir- Dreadme:Shut up Larry! I have to sell this. Oh and thanks. *Larry sits in his emptied out quarters, and he gets angry.* Larry:You know what, I'm gonna raid Dreadme's quarters! YEA!!!! *Larry sneaks up to Dreadme's quarters, but when he opens the door a alarm goes off, and red flashing lights appear. Then swat people crash through the windows swinging on ropes.* SWAT Man:*Waving AK-47.* CHEESECURD PROTECTION SERVICE!!! GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!!! *Larry drops to the ground, the CPS locks him in a dog kennel, and stand guarding it. As time passes Larry hears Dreadme selling his stuff. Then Dreadme comes down.* Dreadme:Thanks boys, so Larry, what was it you wanted to talk to me about. Captain Andy:Cheesecurd Protection Service! Only 19.99! Dreadme:Hey Larry! I wanna add some variety to my Cheesecurds, what dishes can I put them in? Larry:Well, we could put it in a decadent souffle, or a delicate mousse, or- Dreadme:Um, how about something I can spell? Larry:Hmm, how about pie? Dreadme:TO THE KITCHEN! *They arrive at the kitchen.* Larry:Ok, we need some ingredients- Dreadme:OKIE! *Dreadme zips out of the room and then returns with bone dust, lizard eggs, and cheesecurds. Dreadme:I think I might be a natural... Larry:Well, we can use the cheesecurds... Ok, now do what I do- *Dreadme starts mimicking Larry in all ways.* Larry:STOP IT DUDE!!! Dreadme:STOP IT DUDE!!! *Larry and Dreadme shake their heads. Larry:*With Dreadme copying him.* Ok, take the flour, and mix it with eggs, sugar, and yeast. Let it rise. *An hour later.* Dreadme:This is boring! Larry:Well at least you stopped copying me... Dreadme:Well at least you stopped copying me... Larry&Dreadme:AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Ok, ok. Now we take the dough and knead it. Now we put it in our pie pan, and make our filling. To do this we take cheesecurds and smash them into a gooey oblivion. *Dreadme looks mortified, but still does it.* Larry:Now we put it on top of the crust and bake it. *They both put their pies in the oven, and then Larry closes it. However, Dreadme leaves his hand in.* Dreadme:I like the smell of pie, it smells like..... burnt grease... *wiping brow with free hand.* is it- is it getting warm in here? Larry:*Turning his attention back to the oven.* Ok, now lets take it out! Hmm, your right it does smell like burnt grease. *The take the pies out, and set them on the table. Dreadme's is a beautiful masterpiece, Larry's, on the other hand, is a bit sunken.* Dreadme:That was fun! Let's do it again! Larry:*Storming out of the room.* Nope, don't have time. Captain Andy:Poor, poor Larry. -------------------------------------------------------- Like it? Haven't read the others? Go to my blog and check it out! |
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The Wacky Show! Episode 34. Captain Andy:Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom....... *Dreadme is sitting in his room and reading a comic book, he finishes it.* Dreadme:Wow, I wish I could be a super hero... Wait! The giant talking squirrel at my birthday party told me I can be anything I want to be! Even 3 months ago at the party I knew that his advice would come in handy! *Dreadme runs off and fashions himself a suit. It's a neon silver jumpsuit with a mask over the eyes, and a head band running across his forehead. On the head band is a gigantic shining L.* Dreadme:Hey Larry, look at my suit! Can you guess my super hero name? Larry:Um.... I can't think of a thing sir.... Dreadme:I'm Laserman of course! Larry:Um sir, are you sure that won't get confused with something else.... like Loserman or something? Dreadme:Nonsense Larry, you're the loser not me! Anyway, AWAY TO FIGHT CRIME! Oh, and on the way we need to stop at the gas station and lift some cheese, I'm running low. *They go to Fried Finger Street, and walk into the Groggy Dawg pup. There they see a pirate carting out a keg of rum.* Dreadme:*Holding out his hand.* Stop in the name of curds, you thief! Now put the keg down and we can all go home. Thief:*Looking at Dreadme with a sideways glance.* Leave me alone Loserman. Dreadme:It is me, Laserman, who is talking to you, *pointing at Larry* not that loser over there. Thief:Can you just get out of my way. Dreadme:You have forced my hand! *Dreadme powers up his laser (it's attached to his hand) and fires. The entire bar blows up.* Dreadme:*Lying on the road.* I think I need to modify the laser... TO THE CURD CAVE!!! *Dreadme plays with his laser in his lair, and then they go back to Fried Finger Street, and into the Spicy Pickle Bar. There they see a pirate cheating at poker.* Dreadme:Stop in the name of spandex, filthy cheater! Cheater:I'm not wearing any spandex..... Dreadme:Stop and put your hands up! Cheater:I really need to stop drinking so much... Dreadme:Cheesy times call for searing measures! Larry:Sir, that doesn't make sense.... Dreadme:Shut up Larry. *Dreadme powers up his laser, and shoots the cheater with it.* Cheater:AH HA HA HA HA!!! HA HA HA HA! IT TICKLES IT TICKLES!!!!!! Dreadme:I think Laserman needs to retire. He's kind of a loser. Captain Andy:Well at least he realized it at the end. Dreadme:*Walking into the SWAT office.* I'd like to apply for the job. Desk Clerk:*Not looking up from paper work.* Sign this liability form. You agree that you're willing to risk death, permanent spasmatic motions, or swelling of the eyeballs. *Dreadme takes the paper, and signs "Larry".* Desk Clerk:*Handing stun baton and automatic weapon.* Now take these, go to the training course, and show your stuff. Dreadme:Okie *Dreadme takes the weapons and completely owns the course.* Desk Clerk:*Looking awestruck.* You- you've got the job. When can you start? Dreadme:Now. Desk Clerk:Ok, there's a sting on ship Alpha-B47. Dreadme:That sounds good, but can I get fries with that? Desk Clerk:Ok, here are directions, I added a detour to the nearest McDonald's. *Dreadme arrives at the ship.* Sting Leader:Welcome aboard rookie. Today we are taking down the ship of one of the most dangerous pirates in the seas. Dreadme Moore, he's criminaly insane, and has mass homicidal tendencies. Our mission is to board the ship, obtain all weapons, and neutralize the target. Dreadme:Sounds fun! *They arrive behind Dreadme's ship.* Sting Leader:*Handing Dreadme a tear gas grenade.* Want to start the fight, rookie? Dreadme:*Taking the grenade.* Sure. *Dreadme pulls the plug out of the grenade, starting the countdown at 30 seconds.* Dreadme:Wait, I never got my fries! I need to go get them... Sting Leader:Hey, throw the grenade! Dreadme:I refuse to throw this grenade! Not until I get my fries! Sting Leader:We're running out of- *The grenade goes off, stunning everyone. The Dreadme wakes up.* Dreadme:Oh, I could really go for some fries right now. Hey, what are all these people doing on my ship? *Dreadme disarms all the SWAT men, and dumps them overboard. Then hoe goes to the McDonald's sail thru.* Dreadme:I'd like three packs of giant fries. Dude:That will be 10.29 at the next window please. *Dreadme pulls up to the window.* Dreadme:Ugh, I can't find the change. Here, take this tear gas grenade instead. *Dreadme hands it over, and accidently pulls out the plug.* Dude:Oh- *The grenade detonates.* Captain Andy: Dreadme, Dreadme, Dreadme. |
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