A Pirate's Tales, Part 1

[Jibby]

A short story.

Aye, it was a cold, night, winds hitting up to 20 knots. Me and my mateys unfurled our sails and zoomed off towards devil's anvil, where we did a deal with the notorious Captain Barbossa. "Aye, ye scallywags be a wee bit late, I see, you will be punished for that, ye will." He told us. "Them devourer crabs have been seen swimming to her from the vile island of tormenta, I need ye pirates to go kill some. In return I'll give ye all a gold piece from me cave."
So we went out, but one of me crew had a conncetion error and he logged out. Now we were down to a 35% crew bonus. But we held on, and the first devourer crab, a LVL20 was a piece o' pirate's pie for us. Why, we had a voodoo staffer! He got it yesterday after recruiting one of the black pearl members, and he already is LVL14 with it. But suddenly, there was a glitch, and our staffman fell through the ground, launched straight up, and landed right on top of the anvil, and the sheer impact killed him straight away, so he got sent to jail. Me crew was a bit scared of taking on the second one, a LVL26, but I whipped out a pistol and killed it with it's own venom. The last crab, was a boss. Named RipClaw, he was a LVL34. We attacked, and one of me matey's cutlass attack was blocked by his huge claw, causing the cutlass to kill him. Now we were down to two more men, and me. One of them was a LVL12 coming along for the joy, but suddenly the crab turned and used Pincer Thrust, knocking the pirate back twenty yards into the ocean, where he was hit by a War Frigate using ramming speed. I'll spare ye the details.
Now, me and this LVL26 went out, and I used Blade Storm while he used brawl, and I hit the crab's underbelly with my last thrust on Blade Storm, skewering the crab and killing him. We had done it! Now we returned to Barbossa, and we each got a golden coin from his coffers.
We ran out to Kingshead, thinking the coin was lucky, but heeding Barbossa's warning not to let the coin touch our skin, or else we'd be TP'd to a PVP Crew battle with the Marceline Guild against us, and nobody wants that. So we ran up the fort at kingshead, and we saw a secret trapdoor, painted over and bolted shut. I used a very elite form of Grave Shackles that move, so that ripped apart the door. I hopped in, with me mate, Jim Shackles after me. "Hey, this looks dangerous. Should we be doing this?" He asked me, I replied "I'm Peter Stormblood, it's always okay with me." He whimpered, even though he had gotten up to a LVL31 since the devourer's. As soon as I hit the ground, I noticed lots of loot. Diamonds by the fi****l, rubies so beautiful you want to hug them, and weapons everywhere. Glowing white daggers, pulsing green swords, electric blue Pistol Rounds. I was afraid of what the Navy was hiding. But I noticed an EITC symbol stamped on the boxes. I was more scared.

That's the end of Part 1, tune in in about an hour or so for part two!