Number of OK boxes needed for someone else to drive

[Edward Edgemenace]

How many boxes should a person have to click [OK] to get past, to let someone else drive the Boss Battle they initiated?


Sample text for the boxes:

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The pirate named ------ is trying to take the wheel of the Black Pearl, to steer the Boss Battle you initiated. Do you wish to allow this? [YES] [NO]

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You have foolishly clicked "YES" on the previous screen, to allow someone else to drive your Boss Battle. It is our opinion that Duchamps himself could not insult you enough for doing so. Before we begin with those insults, please confirm that you didn't simply click the wrong button on the previous screen. [It was a mistake] [Confirm: allow someone else to drive]

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Bilge Rat! [OK] [Hey!]

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You miserable, pathetic, weasling excuse for a bilge rat. You call yourself a pirate? And just who do you think went to all this trouble to steal this ship from the Navy, just to have some twit do it for you. Oh puhleez. What, do you have little servants running around your feet to help you go to the bathroom, too? That's the sort of cowardice we'd expect from Beckett himself! [Coward] [No fear]

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License agreement review, section 6. Limitation on Liability. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, NEGLIGENCE, SHALL WE BE LIABLE FOR ANY PERSONAL INJURY OR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION, DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF PROFITS, LOSS OF DATA, OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION UNDER ANY LEGAL THEORY (TORT, CONTRACT OR OTHERWISE), THAT RESULT FROM THE USE OF, OR THE INABILITY TO USE, PIRATES ONLINE GAME OR MATERIALS OR FUNCTIONS AVAILABLE THROUGH PIRATES ONLINE GAME, EVEN IF WE HAVE BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. APPLICABLE LAW MAY NOT ALLOW THE LIMITATION OR EXCLUSION OF LIABILITY OR INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, SO THE ABOVE LIMITATION OR EXCLUSION MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU. IF YOU ARE DISSATISFIED WITH ANY PORTION OF PIRATES ONLINE GAME, OR WITH ANY OF THESE TERMS OF USE, YOUR SOLE AND EXCLUSIVE REMEDY IS TO DISCONTINUE USING PIRATES ONLINE GAME. WITHOUT LIMITING THE FOREGOING, IN NO EVENT SHALL OUR TOTAL LIABILITY TO YOU FOR ALL DAMAGES, LOSSES, AND CAUSES OF ACTION (WHETHER IN CONTRACT, TORT [INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, NEGLIGENCE], OR OTHERWISE) EXCEED THE AMOUNT PAID BY YOU TO DISNEY, IF ANY, FOR ACCESSING PIRATES ONLINE GAME OR $50, WHICHEVER IS LESS.

[Disney is not negligent because it gave me this confirmation] [Never mind, I'll drive my own bb]

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Out records indicate that you have attempted the boss battle less than fifty times. Allowing someone else to drive your Boss Battle is only allowed if you've done it on another pirate. [Its OK - I really have tried this a bunch of times before on a different pirate] [OK, I'll give it one more shot myself]

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Do you really think after this many confirmation boxes, we are going to let you have someone else take the wheel, at some point? [Yes, I'm gullible] [Enough already!]

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Visit Tia Dalma. Repeat the mantra: "I'm stupid and I'm not worthy." [ok]

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Visit Joshamee Gibbs. Repeat the mantra: "I'm stupid and I'm not worthy." [ok]

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Visit Duchamps. Repeat the mantra: "I'm stupid and I'm not worthy." [ok]

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Visit Jack Sparrow. Repeat the mantra: "I'm stupid and I'm not worthy." [ok]

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Visit Gunner. Repeat the mantra: "I'm stupid and I'm not worthy." [ok]

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Visit Bowdash. Repeat the mantra: "I'm stupid and I'm not worthy." [ok]

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Visit Giladoga. Repeat the mantra: "I'm stupid and I'm not worthy." [ok]

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Visit Scary Mary. Repeat the mantra: "I'm stupid and I'm not worthy." [ok]

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Visit Will Turner. Repeat the mantra: "I'm stupid and I'm not worthy." [ok]

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Visit Elizabeth Swan. Repeat the mantra: "I'm stupid and I'm not worthy." [ok]

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Visit Davey Jones. Repeat the mantra: "I'm stupid and I'm not worthy." [ok]

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Visit the Kraken. Repeat the mantra: "I'm stupid and I'm not worthy." [ok]

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Visit Darby Drydock. Repeat the mantra: "I'm stupid and I'm not worthy." [ok]

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Visit Lucinda. Repeat the mantra: "I'm stupid and I'm not worthy." [ok]

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(Add rest of NPC characters, then repeat from a random confirmation box after seven, as needed.)