The Story of Pirate Guy

[Pirate Guy]

Setting: jail
Level 1

I woke up in jail not knowing what happened. Suddenly a man with bad dreadlocks showed up and told me his name was Jack. He showed me how poorly those jail doors are made. I thanked him and went on my way. I was scared and didn't know what to do so I ran to an old warehouse. As I was exploring I felt the tip of a blade on my back. A young man told me not to move or he would " run me through " . The man sheathed his sword ,told me his name ( William ) and apologized, realizing who I was , Pirate Guy the Pirate Master! He gave me a sword to show his regret of threatening me. I smiled and thanked him but then some bad things started to happen..... two undead thugs showed and up and being a pirate I left William to face them alone. I ran out side the creepy warehouse and thinking I was all good the same undead swine showed up and started to head for me I unsheathed my sword and showed them who was boss. after beating the undead i ran to a little ship and tried to sneak on. The captain of the ship ( Bo Beck ) new who i was and offered me a ride to Port Royal. I accepted and we were on are way! I saw an undead ship and asked Beck if i could use a cannon he said sure and i took aim. Sinking the ship made me feel good and I wanted to sink more so when the big ship in the fog showed up i tried to sink it , but that was my fatal mistake! Beck Yelled " hold your fire!!!! " We were then rudely boarded by another guy with dreads and a horse leg. Beck told " Jolly " that instead of Jack Sparrow he brought instead . realizing what just happened I tried to make a run for it but then I froze. Jolly Transformed beck into a skeleton! Jolly then told me that dead men tell no tales. But of course i had to open my mouth and say " so your not much of a story teller " he got so angry he shoved me off the ship ( how rude ). I made a B-line for Tortuga and met up with Sparrow and he tole me " we're going for the pearl mate " i said " why I have a pocket full of gold " he them told me to pay for his drink and left. I made up my I wanted crab for dinner so i headed out for Devil's Anvil...... to be continued

[Pirate Guy]

I came up with a new story to replace this one.

[Captain Sharktooth]

So, you want this thread closed then?

[The Stealthy Pirate]

sorry about this mate, but it isnt very good.

[Captain Sharktooth]

Ok no need to post then.... and read his next post then you will see he wanted to stop posting this. Go check his other one....

[Pirate Guy]

Ya Stealthy I know. I made this when I was bored. I intended for this to be stupid/humorous but...... I have a new story now.