A Pirate's Tales (Part Two)

[Jibby]

We left off with Peter Stormblood and his companion deep in the bowels of kingshead, with some mysterious gold cois Captain Barbossa gave them. What will happen next? Read on to find out!

I didn't want to touch the crates. Even poking one with me cutlass might make it explode. I hit R, to run down this long passage. I started hearing deep, booming, laughter a little bit ahead. I crouched down and started crawling the floor. It grew louder, along with cries of "They'll be crushed!", or "The pirates will cower in fear!" and even a "Those bloody bilge rats will drown in their slime!". I kept a hand on my pistol. I would break the Code if it saved us. But I heard footsteps, so me and me mate ducked behind a barrel of golden gunpowder, to be shipped to the far east, the Abu Nar clan. I'd heard of Abu Nar before, something on the current news about daggers. I wonder if they were trading pistols and gunpowder for daggers. That would be bad news for all the people trying to fight Neban. I held my breath, poked my eye out the teensiest bit, and saw the Hired-Gun walk straight toward us. We were done for.

But then he stopped, and yelled down the corridor, just yelling. Must be to keep up the legend of ghosts at Kingshead. I didn't want the pirates to be in fear anymore. I leaped out, clubbed him with my pistol, and threw a Venomous Dagger in his nose, killing him. We walked farther, and we came across the extremely rare Mercenary Boss, Mike the Malevolent. He was a LVL43, holding his cutlass. I patted my Miracle Elixir of Life, which I got by bribing some gypsies and giving them a new potion recipe. Now was the moment I saved pirates forever, freeing us from the iron grip of the EITC. The time is now! I take out my cutlass, and My mate, who somehow gained ten notoriety levels by helping me out with killing that hired gun, strolls right behind me. We pull out our cutlasses, and we both thrust downward at an angle, making the sign of the Great Pirate Guild, . We yell "For Pirates", and engage him.

He walks back three steps, and a sheet of metal hides him. Now, four Mercenaries come out, which we kill easily with some... creativity. We totally didn't jam our doll down one's throat to choke him. No way, we also never used our staff heads like baseball bats. We never do that stuff, we always fight like regular pirates. I bombard the door with grenades, but it does no damage. So I run up to pound it with my fists, and I press shift, so it opens. We run through another hallway, open that door, and we're on a small island just off of kingshead, There's a graveyard. That means undead.