Ah yes....... (55 bottles of rum)
Well, you see, my original plan was to kidnap you in the middle of the night, and have signed into the Navy, where I would have you go sailing on a Navy Monarch, in which I would sink, thus making you become a minion of Jolly Roger, for you become Undead. I would then capture you and bring you to a gypsie where I would make you a pirate again, but only if you became a loyal member of my crew, where you would end up working for me