Jack: "And really bad eggs... Drink up me 'earties Yoho! *Shuts compass*"
Barbossa: "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no". "
Barbossa: "First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply and you're not. And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner. "
Barbossa: "You're supposed to be dead! Jack Sparrow: Am I not? "
Murtogg: "This dock is off-limits to civilians. Jack Sparrow: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately. "
Jack Sparrow: "Well, yes mate. See, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."
Will Turner: "You cheated. Jack Sparrow: Pirate. "
Jack Sparrow: "The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, f
or example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not? "
Jack Sparrow: "Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you... *Falls off ledge*"
Jack Sparrow: "A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around! "
Jack Sparrow: "Don't be alarmed, we're taking over the ship. "
Jack Sparrow: "Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square. "
Jack Sparrow: "Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking."
Norrington: "And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of. Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me. "
Jack Sparrow: "Stop blowing holes in my ship! "
Jack Sparrow: "Mr. Cotton's... parrot. Same question. "
Jack Sparrow: "Now as long as you're just hanging there, pay attention. "
Jack Sparrow: "It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible." Well, it bloody is now! "
Jack Sparrow: *Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum* "No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum! Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone. Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone? Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it? Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone? "
Jack Sparrow: "Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley... "
Will Turner: "I can get you out of here Jack Sparrow: How's that... the key's run off. "
Jack Sparrow: "Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out. Murtogg: I said no lies. Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth. Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us. Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you. "
Jack Sparrow: "No. You want you to find this. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and/or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your bonny lass, ol' what's-er-face. Savvy? "
Jack Sparrow: "Dirt. This is a jar of dirt. Tia Dalma: Yes. Jack Sparrow: Is the jar of dirt going to help? Tia Dalma: If ya don't want it. Give it back. Jack Sparrow: *Turns away, hugging jar to his chest* No. "
Jack Sparrow: "Hide the rum. "
Jack Sparrow: *Singing* "I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it! "
Elizabeth Swann: "There will come a time when you have a chance to show it... to do the right thing. Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. "
Elizabeth Swann: "Why doesn't your compass work? Jack Sparrow: ...My compass works fine. "
Jack Sparrow: "Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt. "
Jack Sparrow: "No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we dont' have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it? "
Norrington: "You actually were telling the truth. Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised. "
Tia Dalma: "You have a touch of destiny about you, William Turner. Will Turner: You know me? Tia Dalma: You want to know me. Jack Sparrow: There'll be no knowing here! We've come for help and were not leaving without it. (to Tia) Jack Sparrow: I thought I knew you... "
Jack Sparrow: "Is this a dream? Bootstrap' Bill Turner: No. Jack Sparrow: I thought not. If it were, there'd be rum. "
Jack Sparrow: "You look bloody awful. What are you doing here? Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lacked. Jack Sparrow: Well you smell funny."
Jack Sparrow:" Alas, my children! This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost... *Splash!* Jack Sparrow: ...Captain Jack Sparrow. "
Jack Sparrow: "You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin. "
Jack Sparrow: "Cuttlefish... eh... let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish... bind them up together and they'll devour themselves without a single thought... Human nature, in'it? Ooor... rather fish nature..."
Jack Sparrow: "Shoot him, cut out his tongue, and shoot his tongue. And trim that scraggly beard of his! "
Jack Sparrow: "We must fight, to run away! "
(Barbossa is giving orders and Jack repeats the order)
Barbossa: "What are you doin'? Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'? Barbossa: No, what *are* you doin'? Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'? Barbossa: *No!* What *are* you doin'? Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship. Barbossa: The captain of the ship *is* givin' orders. Jack Sparrow: My ship, makes me captain. Barbossa: They be my charts! Jack Sparrow: Well, that makes you.......... chartman. Pintel: Stow it! Both of you! That's an order! Understand? (Jack and Barbossa stare at him) Pintel: Sorry. I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration, sorry. Ragetti: (to Pintel) I'd vote for you. "
Jack Sparrow: "You know, for all that pirates are clever-called, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things. Gibbs: Like? Jack Sparrow: I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye. Gibbs: What did you call him? Jack Sparrow: ........Larry. "
Jack Sparrow: "Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness. "
(Scarlett and Giselle are fighting, Jack watches the Pearl sail away)
Jack Sparrow: "Ladies, will you please shut it! Listen to me.
(to Giselle)
Jack Sparrow: Yes, I lied to you.
(to Scarlett)
Jack Sparrow: No, I don't love you.
[to Giselle]
Jack Sparrow: Of course it makes you look fat.
(to Scarlett)
Jack Sparrow: I've never been to Brussels.
(to Giselle)
Jack Sparrow: It is pronounced *egregious*.
(to Scarlett)
Jack Sparrow: By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies.
(to both)
Jack Sparrow: And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
(Giselle slaps him, Scarlett slaps him, he slaps Gibbs)"
Jack Sparrow: "And that was without even a single drop of rum. "
Jack Sparrow: "You may throw my hat if you wish.
(Gibbs throws Jack's hat)
Jack Sparrow: Now go and get it."
Yeah, I know it was a lot, but those are all my favorites!
Arrr!
-Ducky 