[Platinum Pirate]

Honestly, I find the tale rather humorous. I was just cracking up hard as I read it. The moment he glitched in the jail cell, he was toast. He needed to get back into that jail cell and try again. Program is designed to let you choose to proceed with the tutorial or not when you click Shift to exit the jail.

I guess we have a glimpse of what it would be like to bypass that. With the way the game tends to become like Swiss cheese, sooner or later, we will have more players meet the fate of the late George Cookiecutter.

I miss his cookies...