[Admiral Johnny Seasteel]

Tomorrow be Christmas Eve, mates. I shall be absent for a long time, probably until the holidays be finished for the year. In the meantime, loot and plunder all ye can in me absence. Have a VERY Jolly Roger and Jack Sparrow Christmas, mates!!!! Yo ho ho!!!!

P.S. I be writing this while currently trapped on a remote island outside the Caribbean limits, which seems to have beached me ship on a rock. Gotta figure out a way past this problem soon.... Have a happy holiday!!!!