WOOT WOOT!!! welcome SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
A little advice:
* Don't do anything Skirata suggests.. he's just after your rum while you are distracted
* It's true.. the green meat.. avoid that...
* The Ban thread will make you insane
* Hammy is.. well.. weird.. don't hang out with that guy...
* Make sure you have duct tape with you at ALL TIMES.
* - hands Sam some complementary ear plugs - HERE - this is for when Nate starts talking
* The Dark Pixie is always right .. so.. don't even go there...
and watch your back..
Glad to see ya here Sam