Teh REAL Burrito
"soooooo.... dis iz teh restroom?" George asked blankly.
"Of course! I cannot believe this has been here for so long without me noticing! I feel so brainless!" Jolly said, scolding himself.
"well.... um you haz no brain cuz you iz a-"
"I KNOW YOU ILLITERATE FOOL!" Jolly screamed, storming off in the general direction of the bathrooms. The crew followed slowly behind, wary of how angry they should make him.
"Sir," reported an undead soldier ", we've checked the little lasses room, to no avai-" Jolly took the gun contraption on his hand, and shot the soldier through the skull, leaving a gaping hole just above the bride of his nose.
"No avail you say? There is no such thing! Search harder!" He yelled. The hollow head then stumbled away screaming at his brothers who stared in silence. Jolly spit at his feet and continued towards the other door, the one with simply and eye-patch. George was attempting to raise his hand, which again was unfortunate because his hands were tied behind his back. Britney couldn't help but laugh at such a fail for a person.
"HAHAHA- He can't even thi- BAHAHA- Trying to raise his ha- HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!" He bellowed. He then proceeded to trip and land on a rock. "OOOOOOOH my kidneys." He squeaked. After all of this, Jolly couldn't help but laugh at their stupidity. Soon the whole group was laughing, except George, who was still trying to raise his hand. Suddenly the door with the eye-patch burst open and a large built dead person charged out.
"SIR! We have found the requested weapon!" Jolly stopped laughing and turned towards the other soldier.
"Where is it?" He asked quizzically. He marched through the door and the laughing crew followed unknowingly. Brandy stumbled through the door and got a mouthful of dead flesh and bone. He had essentially ran right into the back of Jolly, who took no notice to it. He was too busy staring at something that was sitting in the sink.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY. HEY. HEY. HEEEEY. HEYYYYY. HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEEEEEEY." George yelled, trying to get attention. "I stil haz a qwestion!"
"WHAT!?" Everyone screamed.
"oh.... wen does i get to eat teh nom noms?"
"The Burrito?" Anton asked.
"YUS
"
"Um.... Not any time soon I'm afraid."
"oh. sadface
"
Jolly scooped up the object in the sink and laughed manically.
"I've got places to be and people to yell at, can we leave now?" Britney asked obnoxiously.
"Yes, please. This place smells." said Banana.
"RUUUUUUUUUUM *hic* Oh.... wait." screamed Brandy.
"Indeed..." Observed Anton.
"no nom noms for george
"
Jolly shoved past all of them and walked to the mouth of the cave.
"Ladies, gentlemen, dead people! I give you," Jolly announced ", The Lost Burrito!" He spun around and held it in the air, for all to stare at in awe.
"Now, my undead army, gather towards me! Together we shall seal this excuse for a crew inside this dreadful cave!" As he said this, every creature and non-living person that occupied the cave lumbered over. The noob crew was thrown against the rocks and were unable to get up. A small green-skinned person climbed above the cave mouth and planted a large barrel. There was a long silence, and then a hissing noise. As the undead army ran, Jolly just gave George a grim smile and walked away slowly. And then the explosion happened.
KABOOM!
Dust settled.
"AHHHHHHH! AH! AHHH! AAAAAH!" George screamed.
"George, shut up." Banana said weakly.
"AHHH! AAAAH! HAH AH AHHHHH!"
"GEORGE."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"GEORGE!"
"AHHHH! AHH- wait, boom boom iz over..."
"Thank you..."
"AHHHHH!"
"GEORGE YOU MANIAC!"
"WAIT! k me iz good." George was then smiling like nothing had ever happened. Oh, how this would not end well.
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There you go guys! It feels great to finally write like a noob again
Hope you enjoyed!