HAPPY (Early) BIRTHDAY, CREST!
Ever since Crest first made her appearance in Partners, she has soared through the ranks - making her mark as one of PNC's beloved pirates. There's something special about her that all of us can attest to. It's that certain charm around her - that desire to help others, befriend and be fair to all that we've all come to love and cherish. And I know that, personally, Crest has become one of my best friends, and I smile with knowing that I can call her so. Today, we give an EARLY celebration to the birthday of the pirate who we have all come to know and love.
But, what's a birthday celebration if you're just given a boring speech?
One thing that sets you apart, Crest, is your interest in philosophy and philosophical arguments (Even if you rarely win.

), so, I give you this:
Now you can indulge in philosophy on the go (and possibly be able to beat me in an argument one day).
But that's not all. I remember months back when you were saying how you couldn't get a certain... what was it? Green hat because it was so expensive? Well, no need to worry any longer.
'Tis quite the Kat Crestshot hat, if I do say so myself.
We hope that your birthday tomorrow is a fantastic one! Make the most out of it, mate. It only comes once a year, and
this one only comes once in a lifetime.
WE LOVE YOU! <3