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Wheeeeeeee!!!! I'm here!
The Greenish meat, my God. It is a foul substance that even demons have died from. And then they died again. They wish they died a third time. It is usually raw cow (sometimes sheep or other livestock, but usually cow) that has been in contact with The Monster. It gains horrid bacteria that are supernatural in nature, able to poison you, drive you mad (more mad than me), and do other horrid things to your body (some have been known to grow hair on their eyeballs). After tremendous amounts of agony and hair in seeing organs, you will die. And then maybe it will happen again.
The Game. I lost. Here's how The Game works. You are ALWAYS playing The Game. When you type, when you read, when you eat, when you sleep. Yes, when you sleep. I lost The Game in my sleep not too long ago. I am not joking. When you think about The Game, you lose The Game. When you lose The Game, you must tell at least one person, making them lose as well (although they are excused from announcing it, it is encouraged that they do it as well). After you lose, you have 30 minutes of which you can think about it without losing.
The Monster. My dear, loving brother, Billy Fireskull. I love him like a... brother.... duh.... He's a true Monster. He's got a nasty, constant craving for raw meat, especially that of greenish tinges. He sometimes is normal, but when that stomach growls... well, sometimes he follows through with a roar. He'll prowl down anything that's got the trace of any animal flesh on it, hunting it down... not stealthily, he just roars and maims the thing. And if he doesn't get his meat from you... He'll eat you yourself... muahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hopefully that answers your questions. In conclusion, don't touch green meat, don't think about The Game, and don't deprive The Monster of meat.
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