[Tiberius Fireskull]

Yesterday was a good party. For a quick summary, we started out just partying (some of us in our underwear...) and talking. I got on Davy at one point and used that Summon Chicken potion of mine. Billy was hungry. After that, that surprise singer showed his face! It was none other than Billy Fireskull! He stood on stage and began his song.

Ooooh!
Who lives on a fishing boat on top of the sea?
Tiberius Fireskull!
He looks quite ugly and smells of cheese!
Tiberius Fireskull
If meeting a moron be something you wish...
Tiberius Fireskull
Then go launch a warship and sink all his ships!
Tiberius Fireskull
Tiberius Fireskull, Tiberius Fireskull, Tiberius Fireskull
Tiberiiiuuuuus Fireskuuuuuull
[Insert Belchin' Brew]

I'm depriving him of meat for that... after that, I made the announcements for whats to come, which will be found after I finish summarizing the party. Finally, I decided to make everyone do a bit of a warmup jog, just to get the blood pumping in them, aye? I all dragged the lazy pirates out of Ratskellar (its what Summer does to you...) and gave them the route. They were to go through Padres town, into Beckett's Quarry, through those tunnels and into the jungles of El Sudoron, and finally pass through that into Las Pulgas to Darkhart where the finish was. Our winners were Christopher in 1st place, William Yellowbeard in 2nd, and Johnny Darkwalker in 3rd. And now... onto our first event...

Land-Sea-Land Race!

This first event is a simple race. This race will not just be a few laps around a building. This race will take place across Land and Sea! There are three parts to it, as the title suggests: a land part, a sea part, and another land part. The first stretch of the race will take place on Port Royal. You will start out on Port Royal Beach, next to Darby Drydock. You will then run up, past Lucinda to the Governor's Mansion. Gamers will then run down the Governor's Mansion through the other way, and to the Dock. They will run down to the end of the dock and they will launch their ship. I have a map provided below for you. The dotted path represents your route, and where it says "Judge" is the approximate location of a Judge.



Once at the end of the dock, Gamers will then launch their ship (they will give the name of their ship to one of the judges before the game starts) and sail to Devil's Anvil. There will be a judge stationed at sea to make sure that ALL of the Gamers launch their ships, to prevent cheating. If your ship is not seen, and you somehow make it to the finish, you will be given ZERO POINTS for this round (remember that you will get points within your competing group for what you do, and the person with the least after the first four events will be DQ'd.).

After landing at Devil's Anvil, you will run the last leg of the race. You will run from where ever you landed straight to Barbossa's Grotto. Once you get inside, you will run to the center of the area of land that Barbossa is on, flex, and yell "SHADOW!" to the judge or judges stationed there. The person who wins first place will recieve 3 points, second will receive 2, and third will recieve 1.

This event will take place TOMORROW, Monday the 13th at 8pm Eastern Time! In the event of No-shows, the group will need to make up the event at a scheduled time. Oh don't worry mates, this is just the first event! The next few will be much harder and/or more painful!