I have to admit, I was a little weary at first in terms of your name choice.... but it's already starting to grow on me! After all, it does perfectly describe the infamous rat nest of a beard that dangles down from my piratical chin, does it not?
I assure you, we will think not higher or lower of you with this little identity crisis of yours. After all, it happens to all of us - some of us go through it everyday!