HAPPY BAGLAMIRTHDAY ALICE/KYLE/FACE!
I honestly haven't known you for too long, but I must say that you've become a good friend of mine... we've had many
interesting conversations, to say the least. Have a great, happy Birthday full of rum, Lady GaGa, @O@'s, and as little maiming as possible...
As little maiming as possible? Why do I say that? Here's your present...
I bought you a meat dress! Except it hasn't been killed, butchered, or processed in any way! His name is Chuck.
