[tayseth]

Hello everyone. As you might know, Partners N Crime has gone inactive. This disconsolate event has been taking a toll on all of our hearts, but have no fear! I have quickly come up with another, low fat alternative to PnC. Introducing Partners N Pie! Partners N Pie, or PnP is the grandest glazed guild out there! Yes, we have it all, and you will enjoy a delicate, patisserie plundering lifestyle on the high seas with the finest of guildmates! Join us, as we take over the world - Pastry Style.

Our zesty guild will be categorized into categories, as this is standard protocol for most guilds. Fear not, as we are not “standard” at all!

=====Categories=====

- Head Chef and Pie Peddler ~ Tayseth. (Guildmaster, grand juror of all things exquisite and puffy.)
- Caked Crusader ~ Deadpool (Co-Guildmaster. In charge of our finest cakes.)
- Cookie Commander ~ Charlotte Goldcastle (Officer of our splendid cookies.)
- Marine Marshmallow ~Isaiah RopeSwine (Veteran commander of making things frooom the besssttt stuffffff. Marshie is impressed!)
- Dominating Doughnut ~ everyone else! (Regular members participating in the delicious progression of the worldly items commonly found in bakeries)

The Good Samaritans of scrumptious goodness also have a set of guidelines.

=====Guidelines=====

1. No member shall burn thy bread and attempt to hide said bread underneath a customer’s tablecloth.
2. No guild member, ever, under any circumstances, shall steal fizzy lifting drinks from the holy fizzy lifting drink room.
3. While a seemingly non-important part of my 10 behests, I request that you shall, at all times, resist the urge to devour your baked treats.
4. DO NOT burn the playhouse down to stop everyone who wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads, because everyone wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads.
5. Honor thy guildmaster as he will kick you from your only source of income.
6. Honor thy peers as nobody likes the worker that steals food regularly from your workstation.
7. Thy shall never create “Pride patties,” otherwise a whole bunch of ‘you know what will happen’ will happen.
8. Wash your hands thoroughly before engaging in baking activities. Catching some Chocozumas revenge is very distraught news to someone just wanted to eat some chocolate cake.
9. Thy shall use the elevator button Mr. Ford…
10. Do not use several fjords to break our time flux capacitator, or thy shall create an existence paradox which is a self defeating concept, so you’ll really just make a huge mess of the place.
11. Not… pigeons.



=====CURRENT MEMBERS:=====
Me
My imaginary friend, Steve.
The Almighty Bob
Agrajag
Wonko the Sane
TheIceCreamMan
Blivvbert
Mr. Fjord
Laker
Felix
Deadpool
Char Goldcastle
Isaiah Ropeswine
Hookshot
Kat Five Knives
Davy Fireskull
pieisbetter2
my mother
The everyone else part is counting on YOUUUU to join!

Remember, the penultimate point of this guild is to make sure everyone has an equal share in the diddlyumptious delight of baking and plundering. Now, don’t forget to sign up!


~Tayseth.