Special thanks to Jeffrey Bladehawk, Kate Gunhound, and Captain Celtics for helping us out
As a way to entertain ourselves, the guild and I had a little inspiration after an invasion we did. We all decided to, essentially, replace Jolly Roger's army with ourselves, and invade Abassa Tortuga!
We all began the preparation for our attack by meeting out in a super-secret meeting place - far out in the Tortuga Bay, just out of sight of those dastardly pirates! We gathered as many "undead" as possible, and I then sent out our messenger girl, Grace Goldgull, to warn the Abassans! Of course, they did not listen - how foolish! Mwhaha!
So, we prepared, lining up just before the beach, like hungry wolves stalking our prey! (How poetic I am!)
The soldiers stormed the beach, creating quiet a show, destroying everything in sight! The pirates were much to unprepared (or lazy) to fight off the invaders!
After a path was cleared by my loyal minions, I, the great and almighty Dolly Roger stormed the beach, marching my way up to the Bride in a fantastic spectacle! When we reached the final objective, we unveiled our secret weapon -
DANCE!
Of course, the Bride became tedious after a while, so we brought up our real objective - destroying the destroyed hut!
Finally, with the Hut conquered and Dolly Roger and his Dartners in Drime heroes once more, we took it out in style with a party!
Haha, truly, it was a very fun activity to participate in. At the conclusion of our little episode, I thanked the humble people of Abassa for putting up with us, and even for participating with us, and promised that we, as usual, would return with an even more ridiculous premise.
Thanks to all that helped me conquer my new summer home!
