The party don't start til I walk in
Ahoy Barnacle, welcome to POF! I see you've had the undescribable experience of interacting with the peanut gallery of POF, which you'll... hopefully, become used to. Everybody here doesn't bite (..that much

) so if you ever need anything, just ask myself, or another one of the members here on POF.
So, kick back, relax, and sip up on plenty of rum. And remember..
Mind the trees