[muffin pirate]

Haha, this goes with "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch..."
Enjoy! Hahahahahahohehahehoha.... Caugh Caugh, Sorry...


You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a steal.
You're as cuddly as a barrel,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a bad pirate
With some greasy black hair.


You're a hero, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty chest.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got scurvy in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.


I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot sword.


You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have maggots in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick navy scum.
Mr. Grinch.


Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick navy scum.


You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty mutt.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of guts.
Mr. Grinch.


The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."


You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sorts.
Your heart's a dead cheese splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.


Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.


You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked pirate pan
And you steer a crooked ship.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

Copyright © 1957, Dr. Seuss.

Link to the song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pQgSvN7hYo