LOL, never has there been a more appropriate comparison.
What blows my mind is that you'll see some of them spend a whole day doing this, and yet they never, ever seem to figure it out.
I usually would just cripple a flagship and then not board it, so all the spamming noobs would descend upon it and leave the entire ocean clear for me to pick off the next ship I saw as my real target. Other times, I would grapple, and it would let me drag the ship all over the ocean, with a noob parade behind me. LOL that was fun. I don't know if it lets you do that anymore. Playing with gulls can be fun.
Most of the time I just want to get away from them though. And sometimes there are no quiet servers anywhere that you can. That's when it gets annoying.
