That's quite a little story... ( Casts bones ) Let's see... You're fated to be a great pirate. You'll roam the seas, gather almost immeasurable amounts, of treasure, foil Jolly Roger's plots single-handed as well as Beckett's (With a little help from yours truly) and... you'll die an early death at the hands - Er, paws - of a rabid easter bunny.
This I have seen; So it shall be!