Ok here is my try!
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Sloop: 'Tis are a crazy member of thar bilge rat hunk of junk!
Gallon: Aye! Ye be looking for battle eh!?!
Sloop: Aye and what if i bein' wantin' to challenge ye floating bilge rat that smells of love! AND THATS JUST SICK!
***Bulwark, Phantom, and Barracuda come and fire at the sloop**
Sloop Captain/Capn Warhead: AYE LET ME ABOARD SCALLYWAGS!!
**Gallon blasts at Capn Warhead and the Barracuda, Phantom, and Bulwark captains start laughing***
Gallon: Take this ye livin' with yer mum bilge rat scallywags!!
**Gallon blow up the ships with fire cannonballs
**Fog rolls in and its Jolly Roger and he blows up the gallon
Jolly Roger: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE YE BE!?!?!? TIA DAL... AYE SHE COVERED FOR HIM!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!