[akamystic]

Pappy the cranky seabeard went on a dangerous sea journey to the forbidden land of Pizza Pockets. It was the most tasty adventure he had experienced since the great Calzone hurricane of the eastern Mediterranean Meatball. It was a yellow hand-made egg-wash hull that smelled like cheese grits and something perplexing. Then, pappy hit on a cute Molusk Undead Boss. Pasta dinners were a treat until lassie killed a pirate's parrot.