I hope me guild mates don't mind me re-printing this - it has been on our Spanish Muerta guild site for a while. It was created by Jag Wire Jones (me 2nd pirate), Captain Fear, and our GM Jason Macroberts (giving credit where due LOL):
On the twelve days of Christmas my bretheren got for me.
12 staffs a flaring
11 soldiers dying
10 nades for throwin
9 guilds a cheating
8 guild mates farting
7 shots a fired
6 ships a sinking
5 GREEN DIG RINGS
4 guns a shooting
3 beers for drinking
2 swords a thrusting
AND A TRIP TO JAIL FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!