You do realize that for the bubble bath bottle some of the EITC took a gothic Barbie bubble bath and put a fake POTC label on it.
Pirates aren't supposed to take baths!
Heaven knows I haven't in months! *shows sculptures made out of collected dirt from toes*
I use me dirt to make most of me sculptures. XD
No one wants to buy them, for some reason...

(JK, to the max!)
Here I was hoping you found memberships at the $.99 store...
I doubt that day will come.
Also, I didn't think pirates were supposed to learn how to read...
CS~