I know you said keep it short Basil but you also said write it while you are thinking it. So here ya go.
1. If you go looking for someone and don't find them,
stop looking, they will find you!
2. If you look up at your clock and it's 2am or after, even if you don't want to, get off Pirates, cause it's almost a given that you will be on POF for the next hour.
3. Playing to late before bed will make one of two things happen, you won't sleep because you still want to be playing, or you will dream in pirate.
4. When you really want to be on Pirates real life or something else will always intrude.
