PIRATE TRANSLATION:
One evening I overheard two drunken pirates talking about hidden treasure on the Isle De Smile`. The hidden treasure was said to be protected by many evil undead pirates. I read all the books I could and even Google searched it but the island could not be found. So me and my parrot sailed around looking high and low for this mysterious island. We were lucky enough to find a drunken sailor who knew the islands whereabouts but he insisted that I drink with him all night. Needless to say I awoke with a terrible taste in my mouth and a headache to boot. Thankfully the pirate disclosed the secret location of the island. We sailed there fighting off other pirates and rescuing a few other pirates on the way. Finally I found the island, dug up the treasure, did a happy dance and sailed off into the sunset with my gold. That's the truth!