Haha. Yeah, I do all sorts of crazy stuff to vent.
As for getting the boot, it was terrible for me after the Port Royal updates, but it really hasn't been bad since the Tortuga updates. The only time I really get the boot is when I teleport on or off of a privateering ship. Even then, it's not really the boot, it's more of the infinite loading screen. But I hope they get all this sorted out for you, I'm sure there are lots of other players with the same issues.