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Old 02-13-2009, 05:03 PM
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Once upon a time, in a tomato shaped house, far away from grandma's brewery, there lived seventeen little orphans who cooked stew for themselves. However, grandma got sunk. The orphans had to gather honey for the rolls. However, three decided to let a bee sting one fat orphan. Unfortunately, "fatty" or his other name, "fatso" couldn't help collect the honey they needed for the rolls anymore, so he got to stay home, and let the other orphans collect the honey. Meanwhile the sunken rowboat was repaired. The day one strange thing washed ashore, GRANDMA yelled "DAGNAMIT I lost my tester for pirate guild leaders! Now foolish bilgerats get chocolate kraken eggs stuffed with

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