Ahoy POF! Captain Del here with yet another Stupid Stunt With Irrational Del!
This stunt is probably the most stupid plan yet, because it involves 4 things that almost everybody hates. And those things are.....
1. Enormous amounts of LAG!
2. A Cursed Server on a Cursed Island
3. Cheap PvPers
4. The Curse of Muertos Moon
Thats right, this time, my Stupid Stunt with Irrational Del is........
Irrational Del and Sven O'Smythe Vs. The Abassian Curse!
This stunt will not be only one try, however. This plan will go over many different tries, just to prove to you all the Terrors of Abassa

!
Well, this was probably the toughest plan yet, including battles with jumpers, staffers, level 40s, level 10s

, and even afew friends here on the forums, like Aaron McEagle and Sawyer Latte! (Special Guest Apperance by Norries Savviness in the last screenie!)
Here be the results of
Irrational Del and Sven O'Smythe Bs. The Abassian Curse!
Phase One:
Position: On the main dock of Tortuga, last part
Main Weapon(s): Staff, Cutlass, Dagger
Result: Failed!
It was hard fought, but in the end, both me and Sven were taken out by the same pirate, a jumper at that!
Phase Two
Position: Next to the Tortugan Shipright
Main Weapons: Staff, Cutlass
Result: Failed!
This time, me and Sven got smart, and got into a space where we faced the opponents when the curse hit! Unfortunatly, when afew stray pirates wandered in behind us, it was all over! In the end, we were forced out into the open, where we were bombarded by Flaming Skulls and Siege Charges.
Overall Result: Success!
Now you may be thinking, "If they got killed both times, why is it a success?" Well, this is because our MAIN objective was not to survive (it was 2nd) but to show you all the horrors of Abassa, so please, do NOT try this during a curse!
Now then, time to give a big thank you to Sven O'Smythe for sticking by me in the heat of things.
So, as a token of my graditude, take this Sven,

Now you'll be able to fix that bulb on that Stump I was decorating!
I also find it appropiate to thank all of those bilge rats that lurk within Abassa! If it weren't for you guys, this day wouldn't of been as interesting! So here is YOUR reward!

A candy cane! Why not celebrate the Holidays by rotting your piratey teeth out!
Well, time to top this off. Here be the screenies mates! Enjoy! And remember, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!