Dear Santa,
I realize I might of not been a very nice pirate this year, you know, me pundering all the ships I see, stealing that wig from that guard back in Fort Charles, oh yeah, and how could I forget that time in Singapore when I......... um........ you really don't want to know that last part. The point is, I want things, Old man. And I want them now. So hand over the following by your deadline of December 25th, or you might wake up the next morining with afew elfs missing......
1. That new Story Quest I've been wanting ever since I was just a wee swashbuckler.
2. All the left over pork from the Founders Feast
. Yes, even the one with the mold on it.
3. That Royal Chest I dropped in the ocean near Outcast way back when
4. Did I mention rum?
5. How about a new weapon? Something like this would be nice ---->
6. A pirate can get pretty lonely out on the High Seas. Why not alittle companion to keep my company
7. A new hairstyle. I can totally picture this on my pirate ----->
8. World peace..........
just kidding, a pirate wouldn't want peace, but I gotta be honest, I would give this present to Zeppers. Here Zep, you need it
9. Well, by the time I finish writing this list, I will already finish the rum from wish 4, so, more rum please
10. I wish my pirate would of finished school. So, I want him to be able to read
................. NOW THAT WAS FUNNY. What I really want is for, what was it? Oh yeah, some more rum
