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Me First! See yall in a few days.

Cant believe we dont have this thread yet.

Sorry the big D is sending you on a little vacation. Guess I will have to just *wink* at myself til you get back. :piratear:

hav a good stay in the penalty box lol. just kiddin been ther myself see u in game.
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Yeah, why don't we have this thread already? LOL Sorry Goth!! Did you at least deserve the ban?

I don't know how they expect people to pay for something they ban people from? What did you do? I am already assuming it was something benign.

LOL Goth, sorry to hear you recieved a salp on your wrist. I hope it was worth it at least!

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Well mates... it's been a very long day.

For the benefit of those who have never caught the ban and for those, like me, that have forgotten how it works. I gladly share my experiences.

Last night around 11:50 PM EST I was chopping wood on Outcast island for the Guild bonfire. The next thing I know, I'm standing in jail. Luckily I landed in the
very same jail where Jade's beau pulls duty. He offered to smuggle out one message in a bottle, which went to Basil Dreadflint (Guild Officer) of course. I dont know what the guard's motivation for kindness was but I suspect he was fearful of Jade's wrath. It sure is nice to have friends in high places.

Basil contacted a Barrister who agreed to speak on my behalf in front of the Naval Magistrate at D. The Barrister charged me a sum of 20,000 dollars up front to represent me. (Dollars are their version of gold out here.)

Im truly grateful for Basil's help as the sentence was downgraded from "Hanging" to a lesser punishment. I don't have to actually sit in jail for 72 hours but they are making me participate in a program called work release. Additionally, the Naval Magistrate at D assigned a parole officer to monitor my behavior while I'm on the outside. I've already spoken to her and she seemed like a really nice lady.

Lastly, the Barrister had to pen a formal letter requesting a copy of the charges filed against me. It cost me another 5,000 of their dollars for him to write and send the letter.

So yes Kat... it is an expensive proposition. Then again... I could be hanging from a yard arm. But FEAR NOT my trusted lads and lasses!

OH! One more thing. Out here in isolation there is a man by the name of Bob Marley. He comes from an Island called Jamaica and he sings a "Redemption Song". His melodies have comforted me in my darkest hour.

UH.. Dude.. Is this a true story or a make-up story to entertain us???

Did you really get ALL of those things?? Or no?

:laughks2:....Goth, you are the man. Sorry about the ban though. We'll see you when you get back buddy.

Goth,
I'm sorry bout the ban,, hope my advice worked, but am afraid it may have come a little late. We will be looking for you to return,, full strength, and raring to re-attack Disney Gestapo.

LOL Goth, be looking for Bob...see if he needs help with a sand crab or somethin....

Goth, this is too funny! Nice to know the guard really was paying attention to me all those times I let him know I was still available =)

Still hope it was worth it!

Oh Goth, I had heard that ye had a very gifted tongue. Glad I got to experience it for myself. :psmiley35:

I'm sorry about the ban...
Can you share why they banned you?

The short answer is that you get banned for breaking the TOS with D. The specifics in my case are still unknown as I have yet to receive a written transcript of my heinous crimes.

Either way... innocent or guilty (I profess complete innocence BTW), temporary banishment is still better than the alternative.

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