For the life of me I can't find it
 

I'm pretty savvy, but I can't seem to find the siggy editor. I looked in all the usual places like options and junk under user cp. Where is it exactly and is it called something else other than signature?

After reading further, I think that only the elite 5000 get this option, yes?

That or you can donate to the site.....the green donate button :)

That's right. Only the first 5000 membes got free sigs and userpages. You can donate to obtain a sig or we'll be having contests later in the year to give free sigs away. Just too many people right now have free sigs to really justify giving them away as prizes.

All donations go solely into keeping this site up and running.