So you think you can handle being a pirate, eh?
 

So you think you can handle being a pirate? Well, let's take a look at the more nastier aspects of pirating life. (please choose the worst one that applies to you)

Thanx from a pirate,
Vala


Choices Are..............

1. Not taking a bath for months
2. Smell of a pirate
3. Smell of the ship
4. Going to tortuga and seeing Scarlet
5. Being lost at sea
6. The nasty pirates themselves
7. cleaning the ship
8. I can handle that!

being lost at sea... creepy....

Not taking a bath for months!

I might be a pirate but I don't want to be a smelly or dirty one!

Not taking a bath for months, combined with sleeping in the dirty ships would be the worst for me.