Its going crazy!!!11!1!
 

I'm huddled in the corner of WJARR offices. It appears the rum management A.I. system has gone absolutely crazy, its only interior function is "rum", and its value is set to 1 permanently. I'm afraid this madness has to end. The entire command base is set around rum. Every word in the A.I's database is now rum. All of WJARR's commands are rum. Everything is now running on rum. There is no stopping such a system with conventional means, there's only one solution.

Rum. That's right, we must make rum our top priority, even now.

I will keep you updated as it goes along, but for now, this is Skippy, signing off...