Hi im new!
 

Hey Fellow Pirates!
I am not new to the game, but to this forum!
I just wanted to say hi! :D

Avast! Welcome to this dark, strange, new world!

Rules:

1) He who has gas must walk at the end of the line.

2) Follow rule number 1.

3) Ye must follow all the rules.

4) Don't listen to anybody, especially me.

Welcome to the forums, mate! I warn you, you're probably going to go insane. I think you'd better give me all your rum, to keep it safe from all the hooligans who try to steal it.

And please, don't join the ban game. For your sake.

Welcome to the Caribbean mate...

Ahoy there <Insertforumnamevalue1>! 'Tis a pleasure to have you join in the madness here on the forums!

Now I must warn you <Insertforumnamevalue1>, we have a bit of a mess here so let me clear things up.

You see that green meat over there? Don't touch it, just don't.

Give all your rum to me instead of giving it to anyone/everyone else. They didn't build the first successful rum based satellite now did they?

Don't listen to what anybody says, except for me.

This sentence is false.

And lastly, join the ban game! 'Tis a great way to learn the names of forumgoers!

THE GAME

Ahoy there George! This be the boat of the HMS Insanity. Try to lose it.

Don't touch the greenish meat, protect your rum, don't join the ban game so you can lose your sanity. I hope you enjoy your stay forever at these forums! ;)

Ahoy there George! Welcome to the forums mate!

Things may seem overwhelming at first, as you can already tell, but fret not! There are plenty of pirates around these parts that would be more than welcome to help you, so if you have any questions or concerns, just private message one of the mods/admins, myself, or any other of the fine pirates that roam these waters.

Hope to see you around! Happy pirating! :buds:

Welcome aboard mate!!
Just have fun sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. If you have any questions of any kind feel free to ask anyone about anything by any means you see fit. Mods and Admins might have the better answers but we the rest of us are pretty accurate... at times.

Just keep your arms and legs inside the moving vehicle... and remember... Remain Seated Please... Permanecer Sentados Por Favor... and please No Flash Photographies.