The Excuse Game
 

Okay this is how the game works, You tell the person below you to do something, and they make an excuse or reason not to. example: Give me that pizza! then the person below me would say something like: But I ate it. Okay let's start.

Give me your Lost Sword Of El Patron

It's hanging in Butcher Brown's marketplace, I loaned it to him for the weekend.

Make me a sandwich!

I have no ingredients!

Don't ban me!

But I already banned you!

Build me a house!

Sorry, left me un-glue gun in me other trousers.

Gimme rum!

I drank all the rum

Again build me a house

I have no raw materials.

I want some fresh rum!

Your monster ruined it all.

Sink that SotL!

Nah, I don't feel like it.

Go catch 4 legendary fish - in a row!

My rod is in the shop.

Buy me a tonic!

Dont have money

try to beat me in pvp

I don't feel like it.

Make me a Ship of the Line.

Ran out of nails building a birdhouse for a Christmas present. -holds up haply made, dirty, useless wooden thing- Hope you like it!

Spread the Christmas Cheer!

But my alias is Scrooge. Bah Humbug

Help me find a Famed weapon!

I have bad luck...

Gimme some soup!