I Can Has Boat!
 

Hey mates! Just a brief note to say that I usually remember (yeah, I do remember SOME things) to keep my ship in Guild:Yes status.

If you're looking to work on your cannon, here's a blanket "Permission to come aboard" invitation. Heck, if you wanna steer you can hold the wheel and I'll go shootin'. I'm not tied to quests so I can always roam the seas happily wrecking havoc.

While I'm here.. two questions. The green hair thing? Status, quest reward, really long exposure to chlorinated pools?

Also.. uhm... I forgot the second question :psmiley35:

Malfunctioning Memory Molly

Molly!?! Yay!

Ok, the green hair was the St. Patrick's day thing. It was available in all of the barber shops. That is, except in Dead's case. That would be the exposure to chlorine.

Thanks for the open invite, Mo.. mo... hmm, I need a nickname for you....

And about the green hair... lets just say, its not coloring....

Aye, he's right - and it's not that St. Patricks Day wig you buy at your local Caribbean Rite Aid - it's actually mold scraped from under those Parlor tables.

I was in the King's Arm, chatting with Johnny McVane about his quests when I look behind me and I see Deadpool scraping something from under the table. I tried not to be so, "obvious," and I noticed he tried not to let anyones see what he was doing. As he put whatever it was into a medium-sized paper bag, I couldn't help but keep watching. A few seconds later, he stormed out of the bar.

I went outside, and noticed him and Del talking. I went behind the barrel at the side of the King's Arm and decided to listen in on the conversation - here's what I heard:

Del: Did you get the goods?
Deadpool: Uh-huh.
Del: And no one saw you, right? Nor did they see what you were doing?
Deadpool: I'm sure they didn't - at least I hope they didn't.
Del: Good, good - now let's get on the Getaway Sloop - the Victory Shark - so we can start making wigs out of this....

And that was all I heard - the last bits of chatter were muffled away by the rough-blowing wind. I stowed away on the ship, and was able to hear them talking about mold and wigs. It was then that I found out about the REAL truth behind the "St. Patrick's Day Wigs."

Sorry, Del - I know how you don't like people listening in on your conversations, but I was too curious :D

Actually my hair is 75% pea soup, 20% Black Algea I painted green, and as for the other 5%...it's best not to say.

I can explain what I was doing in Kings Arm.... but I'll uh.. leave it to Del since I'm just the mindless zombie here.