You Might Be A Pirate If.......
 

Everyone has one way or another had heard the "You Might Be a Redneck If..." Well, this is like it, but with a twist. It pretty much self explanitory.




You might be a pirate if....You get all excited when you see some thing that has to do with pirates. :laughks2:

You mite b a pirate if u walk around saying Aye instead of Yes & Arghhh when u r unhappy about sumthin

You might be a pirate if you slice your bagel with a dagger.......:laughks2:

You might be a pirate if you use your staff on people who annoy you...

"Say hello to my staff!!! Ever heard of Desolation buddy??"
:laughks2::skull:

You mite b a pirate if u walk around with a Barbie doll trying to attune people....

You might be a pirate if you have a cannon in your car in case a Skeleton ship pulls up next to you.. Can never be sure these days LOL

You mite be a pirate if you yell "She's Takin on Water" everytime ya fill the bathtub....

*Whoa LIzzy! You are coming out with some great ones! How do I top those?? LOL*

You might be a pirate if you own a parrot instead of dog..
(That was weak compared to Lizzys) xD

YOu might be a pirate if you only go to ARRRRR! rated movies.

You Might be a Pirate if You refer to your home as your ship.

KK i trying to top Lizzy's but not working very well

If you work with your father and you are on the same ship, you might be a pirate.

If your front porch colapses and you fall in the ocean, you might be a pirate.

If you have ever asked "Why is the rum gone"...You might be a pirate.

If you own a jar of dirt, you might be a pirate.

If your rum comes from a desolate island in the middle of the caribbean in dirty uneven bottles, you might be a pirate.

You might be a pirate if you plunder otherwise friendly-ships and take their loot.

You might be a pirate if you go to a B-day party and try lighting the candles on the cake with your Staff......

You might be a pirate if ye use your diving board as a plank.. and put your blow up shark in their to make your point.....