Put 100 bottles of Rum on the Wall before the Mods take them!
 

The Rum God is here. So everyone can calm down...

Come on rum slaves. You know what to do! Post them 100 bottles o' Rum on this thread before the mods can take them. Chop Chop! They could be here any minute!!!!

1 bottles of new threadness....

2 bottles of rum on the wall... Just need 98 more people to come... What if you were only allowed to post on this 1 time until a mod started the count over again.... o_o

3 bottles. Muffin, don't try to pretend you're a rum god. At most, you would be a rum master. And I'm afraid, you're not.

And I ban you all for gettting 2 threads... 2 THREADS! over 1,000 posts.

4 bottles of so muffin starts the new thread eh?

5 bottles. Aye. MPO decided to post the new thread, and then of course, makes the first post an abomination. It... it makes me want to tear up...

6 bottles of it makes everyone wanna tear up.

7 bottles of a lucky 7.

8 bottles. Magic 8.

9 bottles of rum on the wall.

10 bottles of rum.

11 bottles of rum.

12 bottles of boring rum.

14 bottles of mind reading.