What should we name the guy in the jail?
 

You know the lazy guy that lets us get away every time we go to jail? Lets name him! Vote on your favorite name!

Well, I just usually call him "Drunk Navy guy"...

After all, they've been stealing us pirate's rum for years.

I know the guards in the jail all look alike, but they need different names. I've always called them Larry, Darrel, Darrel, and Bob. ;)

Lazy Good-For-Nothing Navy Bum's not good enough? LOL.. jk

lol i meant lazy fish bones or sniffle doodle

Drunken Bob. :D

I have named him Overpaid-Lazy-Not-Right-In-The-Head-Drunken-Tired-Fat-Annoying-Rip-off-of-the-EITC-Laughting-Stalk-of-Britian-Disappointment-to-England's-Queen-Sleepy-Bilge-Ratish-Old-Navy-Scum-Overall-Bad-Guard Joe :D
(sorry for the harsh name, but its ALOT better than the other that i had. Forest Junior :D )

-Captain Del :)

Hmmm heres his name Sleepy Mike.

I call the Mercenary on Kingshead in the jail The-Smart-Guy.
I call the one in Port Royal Sir-Sleepy.
But if we had to name them i'd want the very last one.
It seems more INTO pirates.
I don't see how making funny names for them is like pirates.

sgt. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz

I would've named him Bumble Stiltskin...:psmiley35:

but from the choices Hoobler just stuck with me for some reason...

and I gotta go with Sarah on the "Bob" name as well...I've had a few people ask me who the guard is and why he doesn't chase...and I tell them "oh that's Bob, this is Bob's jail...Bob must've had a rough night or something"...lol

He already has one...
 

Ever seen the movies? he is one of the two navys that argue and let jack get away- the other guard is the other one. I forget his name though...

:mybadki6:

Hehe...:laughks2:


Not really sure of his name...but he looks like he could be the great great great great great great great great grandfather of the Maytag repair man...even has the same posture...lol

ROFL Capt.! Poor Jesse White, the Lonliest Man in Town ;) (wow, there is some serious garbage floating around in my head...)

Actually, I intentionally put in William J. Henstrick as the ONLY sensible name, and on the last name. I though that it would be funny if I all of a sudden through in a snsible name. Besides that, William J. henstrick is the name of my primary pirate! :)

I recognize him
 

Isn't that Barney Fife?:psmiley35:

If so we can all rush him... remember folks.. he only has 1 bullet!!!

Andy!! Gimme my bullet!

call him capt sleepy drunk man mark 5

I like Oogah basher xD