New Story!!!
 

Lets make a new story!!!
Once there was a scurvey pirate. He hated being called scurvey so...

he ate some strange fruit he found thinking it was a kind of lemon when he was...........

sleeping on his ship then all of a sudden.....

the ship was caught up in a hurricane! The poor pirate was washed overboard! He had to swim to the nearest island and........

wait till the peices of his ship washed ashore so he could fix it after gathering all the peices he.......

Burned them to make a signal.

Suddenly he saw the grim reapor then he screamed and swam to Padres when suddenly...

padres blew up and then....

he rode a tsunami to port royal and ..........

and ran into a revenant on the way.:psmiley27: so he ...

got knocked out by a brigand (lol, he was weak.) and woke up in...

heaven then you all until u meet a guy named...............

James He said to u u dont belong here and throws u to sea where u...

see a boat on the horizen its...............

the black pearl.

Jack Sparrow pulls you aboard then.......


(this doesn't have to do with the story) - Captain Del Darkskull

makes ye give him yer golden tooth. PAINFULLY! then he........

loots all yer gold and makes a walk the plank then you have to.........

swim to Rambleshack. Suddenly.........

He walks out of Rambleshack and sees an Urchinfist...

and the Urchinfist yells out to the pirare....

Do You Fear Grenades?!

Then You Fall Into A bottomless Pit forced to eat Asparagus For the Rest of ye life.

So You yell for help and a worker comes in and......

he yells to you that he is 85 years old and too old for this job, but then....

a giant sea monster comes out of nowhere for no reason and says in a deep deep voice....

I will eat you old man! and he eats him then you..

Die but then you get revided by Tia Dalma and she tells you to sail to Worlds end and.......

fall at the end of the world... then you have to...

Kill jack sparrow.

So you sail to him then you...

load the chain shot, and cripple him. then...

he slaps you across the face

then tia dalma says you can kill Barbossa instead. So you kill Barbossa, and then his monkey leaps on you and...

the monkey bites your neck off. Then...

you get revived again, but this time by Davy Jones. then you..

get cured by him, and he....

shoots you with his pistol a gazillion times and throughs your body in the water and then...

you get eaten by a shark, spit out, and revived again by...

um... calypso? then you find the chest of davy jones, and the key, then...

you open it and make yourself eat the heart with spinnach, brocolli, and brusselsprouts forever then davy jones you

Davy jones now serves his master in the sea of his stomach gathering the souls of lost food

but you throw up, and davy jones is free then you....

run to Tormenta to give Urchins a hairdo then you...

get them mad and they blow you up to smithereenes.

with their heads... your friend kills them and puts you back together then you..

I fell off the black pearl and...................

swam home then...

shot andrew bawdash then...

felt guilty for it because....

because ye guys where buds, but then ye dont care cuz he owes you alot, and he was dating your girlfriend. then....

i felt angry again and kick him three times then...

walked off with his rum. then you....

realized it was my rum that he stole then...

he goes to the activites section in POF and signs up for mafia then... (by "he" i mean ALL of u!)

he realized the skirata clan has, then gets back to drinking his rum then...

a giant monster comes in and steals it. Suddenly..

andrew chops of his head with your dagger but then you realise he is another monster in disguise and the real one is hostage then you...

noticed that you were in scooby doo and that andrew came back from the death then...

ate your ham/veggie/cheeseburger and you....

decided to go on a rum diet because...

rum was the only drink in the caribbean then..

the kraken steals all the rum. But for some odd, strange reason, the...

kraken starts its own pub and starts selling the rum at high prices because...

the kraken is actually davy jones which has no money. Then he decides to...

trow a party in honor of....

Seling 1000 barrels of rum, so he...

increases the rum prices because...

his crew mutinied, took his money and marooned him on Isla de la Avaricia where he...

cried until he slept then...

woke up and said, Oh no I'm late for school!

the he realized that there is no pirate school, so he ......

built one then tore it down because........

he hated schools and with the ruble he....

built a bank so people could deposit money so he could steal it then he...

realized that barbosa had most of the gold then...

So he went to Devil's Anvil to...

stood there giving pistols to anyone that asked because........

he had a phobia of sand crabs because when he was a lad.....

he was attacked by sand crabs and left to die until...

Untill a monkey named Joe came to his rescue and......

became best friends forever then...

Elizabeth Turner turns up because she....

was looking for her monkey that was missing, when...

will turner comes and yells.........

aaaaahhhhhggggg a spider, wait its only a spider-monkey. When....

he ran into a wall and fell over...

then his rum fell, because....

it wasn't rum it was.......

diet rum-free rum, then he.....

realized it was Dr. Zepper, putting his cutlass away he...

cried because the good Dr. Zepper had poked his own belly, when..........

davy realized he couldn't live on land, and he goes out to sea, just when u fall out of the sky when u had lunch with the gods. then you.....

wake up out of that bad grog effect when...

you realize that you had a date with scarlet, but U know U can't make it, being marooned, and all. you try to fix that by.....

swimming there but....

you are hijacked by rogue seaturtles, that drag you farther out to sea.

when you find the Pearl because...

U realize U have been In BB all this time, so.....

after bb is over you go to...