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Captain of the Ship
Remember this old game? I came across it while going through some older threads and decided we should start it going again. :piratear:
~ You have to think of a way to make yourself the captain of the ship (try to be creative!) ~ Stay within POF guidelines ~ You must say I'm Captain of the Ship every time, or someone else can take it (you can say ICOTS for short) Example: Me: ICOTS Pirate 1: You fall off the deck. ICOTS Pirate 2: I summon a shark to drag you off the ship. ICOTS I'l start. ICOTS! :th_smellie_pirate: |
You dock, and are standing on the deck when a fishing rod flies over from nowhere and picks up your hat. It chucks it in the water and you dive in after it.
ICOTS. |
I summon a team of penguins to flop on deck and drag you away to the South Pole.
ICOTS! |
You agree with my crazy plans.
ICOTS |
I lure you to the South Pole and grab the ship when you weren't looking, leaving you stranded on the ice.
ICOTS! |
I build a cannon purely out of ice and shoot penguins at your ship until you surrender and come back to get me.
ICOTS! |
I use the force.
ICOTS! |
I fight da force
ICOTS |
I push Tia and Andy off the ship while they're not looking.
ICOTS! |
I pushed the people that were on my ship pretending they were captain. ICOTS
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You drop your goldfish in the sea and jump in after it. ICOTS and sail away
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The goldfish mutates into a giant, yellow whale and eats the ship. You get digested while the ship gets gagged back out. ICOTS!
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ouch.... You trip on air over the side of the ship, ICOTS
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You lose all of your rum in a storm and dive in after it. ICOTS
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You (Oddly enough) trip yet again on air over the side of the ship..... ICOTS
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I come out of the water and push Hammy into it for revenge >:3 {cue thunder} MUAHAHAHAHA
ICOTS |
I create a cardboard cutout of the Kraken and coat it in plastic. Then I swim with it in the water. You immediately fall for it and jump into the ocean. :D
ICOTS. |
Then the real kraken comes and you swim away.
ICOTS |
I pull you all back onto the ship cause I feel bad for you all
ICOTS |
I blow you away with how awesome I am and you fall into the sea, ICOTS
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I glare at you.
ICOTS. |
You get struck by purple fire!
ICOTS |
I blast you with my super awesome inferno powers :P
ICOTS |
I distract you with my smelly boot!
ICOTS |
You make an ill-fated attempt to sink my ship.
ICOTS. |
You look in the mirrior and are so scared, you jump into the water
(Seriously, SCARY PIC) ICOTS |
You look to see what was so scary in the mirror, and jump in after her (heres a hint- it ISNT Dark Pixie)
ICOTS |
You look at the mirror, and jumped out. I went into the uncharted waters with my ship to sit and enjoy the sun.
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You never said I'm Captain of the Ship. ICOTS! ;)
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I take over your ship and dock it, then sail back out WITHOUT you.
ICOTS |
I come along and, noticing this is back, and I jump on board. I throw you over the ship and sail away. Classic.. I'm Captain Of The Ship!
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I hide away in the cargo hold until nightfall and set you quietly as you sleep in to a lifeboat that drifts you out to sea. Goodnight, sweet prince!
I'm Captain of the Ship! |
Del has to go away on an urgent mission. I commandeer the ship.
ICOTS |
Smooth. I throw a grapple hook over and miss. You laugh, but fail to notice that it's attached to your leg. I pull, pulling you into the sea and I get in the ship.
ICOTS |
Alas, I had been hiding on the ship, disguised as a simple crew-mate ever since you all started fighting over the rank of Captain. After you're nice and slow from a big victory meal, I start a mutiny against you, with all of the crew on my side. My mutineers and I string you up from the rigging and then whack you with sticks like you're a pinata. Then when you're knocked out, we throw you into the ocean with a cannonball strapped to your bootstrap.
And I stole your rum too. Who dares challenge CAPTAIN Tiberius Fireskull? |
Wait, Tib didn't say ICOTS. ICOTS... Heh.. I'll still show what I wrote though. NOOOO!! NOT MY RUM! Tib, your going to pay my friend. You didn't realize that that food that you and your mutineers ate was poisoned, as the ship cook was on my side and, hearing what would happen, he tainted all your food. It took a while to set in, but now that it has, you all feel very very sick. I come aboard, disguised as another mate in the crew, and throw each and every one of you overboard. Before I throw Tib over, I steal my rum back, and take some of his good rum, and take tainted rum to study.
ICOTS twice!!! |
I snuck in to poison Tib's rum, and now you are very seasick over the railing. I, meanwhile, come and push you overboard.
ICOTS |
I, being completely immune to poison due to my associations with Monsters that are related by blood to me, only pretended to be ill from the poison. After you threw me overboard, I was able to hitch a ride on the back of a sea turtle and get back to "your" ship. Not-for-long-Captain Hector was sitting in his cabin working on some charts when I smash him on the head with some of my toxic rum, which also ruins his hair and burns his scalp due to its highly acidic properties. I then Keelhaul him once for good measure, and throw him overboard.
That was a mouthful... ICOTS |
While you're telling that story in The Faithful Bride, I steal the ship and sail away from Tortuga with it.
ICOTS |
Well, as knowing any pirate that I know is attracted to the ladies, I talk of a trade with Hammy. Girls for the ship. You agree.. As I am leaving, I hit you upside of the head, throw you off the dock, and sail away with the ladies.. Thats right.
ICOTS |
I am disguised as one of said girls and when you're too full of rum to pay attention, I hit you over the head and you fall into the ocean.
ICOTS |
See, I know many people. So when you come in to restock on food, rum, and such, I put out my handsome cousin for you to see.. You fall in love, run away, and I jump aboard and sail away.
ICOTS |
I come aboard your ship and we agree to flip a coin over who gets the ship. I flip the coin, and send it straight into your windpipe. As you're choking to death, I throw you overboard and sail away. You can keep the doubloon.
ICOTS |
You realize that that was your lucky doubloon and jump off the ship in search of it. I take over.
ICOTS |
But then your crew wanted to vote. I said i'll give away all my rum(strangly I hate the taste.) And sailed away, into a time, that is not happening. Icots.
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I come back, using my El Patron and flying over as a ghost, I haunt you until you jump of the ship crazy. I stop my El Patron, and sail away.
ICOTS |
I tell my buddy El Patron that I found the bloke who stole his sword. He decided to teach said person a lesson. After he's finished, him and his ghosty friends take you (who is said person) to assimilate you into their crew. Of course, I get the ship.
I'm the captain of the ship. |
After taking over the ship, the above mentioned ghostly crew decides that they don't want some sort of living captain for their ship. They elect a new leader and throw you overboard. Once they are in full control, they realize that they have no use for a ship, since they're dead. Obviously, this gives me the perfect opportunity to take "your" ship.
ICOTS |
Put you had no crew but me, and I was the only one in the ship . So I take the Force, BAM!!!
ICOTS, and a very deadly Captain!!!!!!!! |
I show some gold around, and I get out of the ghoul clan. Pretty scary stuff.. Anyways I come aboard, hit you up side of the head with the rum bottle I just drank, loot your rum, and drop you off at the next deserted island with a pistol and a pineapple. Happy vacation!
ICOTS |
I challenge you to a contest of wits for the title of captain. I have a poison that is odorless, tasteless, and colorless, and completely and always fatal. I have you close your eyes so that I can put the poison in one, but instead I decide to just shoot you and take the ship.
ICOTS And if you can tell me where I am getting this reference from, then take the ship from me for all I care. |
(I forgot that scene...)
I whack the gun from your hand before you shot, and take the helm. ICOTS |
I made a machine to take Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, and ect.. live in the REAL world I told Mario that Bowser was in a suit the whole time. I told Mario to set off on an adventure to the sea. He wanted to bring Yoshi and Luigi. His good Freinds. Then went to the shipwright and threatened the worker to make a War brig.
They sailed. They saw your Puny Little Light sloop. You wanted to parley. But Mario wanted WAR!!! They took the ship and wondered, why did I half to do this. In the end your puny little ship sunk and now we figured that we were at the wrong boat. So we teleported to your ship and knocked you out with a gun. Then Learned how to breathe under water. My crew is unstopable with Mario. Who dares to challenge my Mario crew.? |
ME. i dare to notice that you never said icots.
ICOTS |
I thought i put Icots, but added more to it. -Threw you out of my Ship-
With my Mario Crew, ICOTS. |
Is that so? You've got Mario in that crew of yours, huh?
Well guess who iiive goooot! The one, THE ONLY, LINK! Link knocks you all dead and helps me man and protect the ship. What naowww ICOTS |
Link is killed in battle. While you're waiting for the game to reload, I steal the ship.
ICOTS. |
Your crew overthrows you, and tosses you overboard into a shark filled sea. The sharks go NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
ICOTS |
The sharks then realize that they are still hungry, and charge upward through the hull and from the starboard side, eating the whole crew and you. ICOTS
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Hmm... Video game references.. Smooth... Anyways, as I see the sharks coming to eat the ship and the whole crew, I jump aboard, put meat around your neck, and throw you overboard.. Sleeping with the fishes? Might be.
ICOTS |
Me and My mario crew die on an island. Terible death. But in some way were still living, so we went to Bowser's Castle and got some Dry Bone attack lessons I bribed them with all the rum you can get for today.
The day after that we swim in the water and spotted a ship. It appeared to be yours. So I commanded Yoshi to hold the ship in his mouth(Amazingly) then spit the crew out. The Sharks ate you up. Us? well were already dead and don't meat. But then time traveled to the black hole and got sucked up into another earth in a different universe. But then the black hole closed. ICOTS, in universe 2, with my mario crew. |
Mario realizes he doesn't belong with a pirate, and feeds you to Bowser Jr.
ICOTS. |
Wait you didn't read my whole story. I had no taste so bowser spit me out. And then we went to playing Mario Ships! We raced and you placed a bet I would loose. And I won your ship.
ICOTS. |
Well, I came out of nowhere and sunk your ship, then Davy Jones, my good friend, repairs your ship and I become captain.
ICOTS |
You guys must have forgotten about my 20 identical cousins, eh..? I come back with a whole group of pirates who are willing to assist me, and we sink you. Then I use all the extra ships to defend me all the time. My armada is the best.
ICOTS |
I send in a tactical nuke, it blows up your armada (except my new ship) and your crews dies of radiation poisoning.
ICOTS |
Jack the Monkey (who is currently mah little buddeh ;)) sneaks onto your ship while you dock it, steals your nukes, and brings them to me & I nuke your armada at sea ^_^
ICOTS |
I release weaponized polio on the ship.
ICOTS |
I hide in an iron lung and shoot you with my pistol as you walk by. ICOTS
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My crew attacks you and then resurrect me.
ICOTS |
I destroy your crew and hang you from the mast by your underwear before flinging you into the water. ICOTS
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I summon the kraken and come back to life.
ICOTS |
I summon Chuck Norris.
ICOTS |
I pwn Chuck Norris.
ICOTS |
Chuck Norris gets revenge.
Icots |
Chuck Norris fails.
ICOTS |
Chuck Norris doesn't fail. He decides that you should keep the belief that he has failed and died, while elsewhere he jumps from an invisible plane and round house kicks your ship with the force of 500 atomic bombs. He then uses his beard to reassemble the ship and gives it to me, saying something about needing to wrestle bears in Texas. ICOTS
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I use my cheesecurd bazooka I borrowed from Dreadme.
ICOTS |
(LOL Hammy)
I sneak up behind you and throw you off the ship, stealing your bazooka while I'm at it. ICOTS |
I get Dreadme's MCB and blats you to bits.
ICOTS |
I jump right back in, tie a rope to the back of you, and hoist you up to the main sails by your underwear. Nice view, huh? I then get 5 pistols and some gunpowder, and kick the rest of you off.
ICOTS |
My underwear has a hidden dagger, I stick you with it.
ICOTS |
You accidentally drop the dagger, and it falls through the floorboard into the chef's stew. He, being a large man, comes up and throws you overboard.
ICOTS |
I use Dreadme's laser. (The one that blows stuff up, not the tickle one.)
ICOTS |
I switch the two, even though I hardly know which from which. It gets pointed at you. Unfortunately, you can't laugh and breathe at the same time, let alone laugh and breathe underwater at the same time. Hope you like the ocean! I then summon all sorts of mystical power, clearing the ship of its crew. I dock, get a whole new crew, and change the name of the ship. Heh...
ICOTS |
I beat your crew with mine, sneak up behind you and stab you in the back, then pushing you overboard and taking the helm, changing the name as well.
Myeheheh ICOTS |
I launch a nuclear weapon. Good thing I'm the only person in this time period with a hazmat suit.
ICOTS |
I leap off the ship right as the explosive hits the ship, and ride a dolphin to your ship, throwing grenades at its hull :P
Oh, and my friend Phillip the Whale charges into the bottom of your child a few times to finish it off. Muahahaha ICOTS |
I use WWII poison gas on the ship.
ICOTS |
I will tell you that your pirate will be deleted in 3, 2, 1... ICOTS!
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One day, your account gets banned. So, I take over as interim captain.
ICOTS. |
I pwn you.
ICOTS |
Well, I decided to show up again. Judging as you didn't see me coming back, I hit you up side the head with the butt of my musket, then throw you over. Gotta love classics. ICOTS
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You drink too much rum and walk off the side of the ship. I sneak up from my cabin and take the helm. ICOTS ;)
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As I walked off, my devoted crew came off to get me. We came back aboard, got a mutiny going, and left you stranded on the devious failed island where badly done PvP glitches go. How does eating sand sound? ICOTS
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I capture some sea turtles and rope them together with the hair off my back to make a raft, then I float to Tortuga, steal a dinghy, sail to Port Royal, try to steal a ship, get thrown in jail, get broken out by William Turner, Steal the ship I intended to steal, find a crew in Tortuga, engage in an epic adventure with multiple battles against your ship... finally ending with me shooting you, your entire crew being captured by the Navy, and me and my crew taking back the ship. ICOTS ;)
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Good thing I was undead then. I pull the bullet out of myself, walk into your cabin, grab your flintlock, and search for you. I find you asleep, rum in your hand. I reach for the rum, but decide not, and shoot you instead. My crew men appear and overthrow yours. We then leave to the other side of the world. ICOTS
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I get a new ship.
ICOTS |
Since I have the original ship, I shoot yours down, and sail off, changing everything about the ship, and checking it daily. ICOTS FOREVER!
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Your ship disappears randomly, I get a new ship.
ICOTS. |
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