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Wish Corruption
I have seen this on numerous other sites, and I really loved it.
How to play: Someone will wish for something, and then you make the wish come true, but something bad happen instead of good, then you wish for something. Rules: Site rules. Try to refrain from posting quotes. Examples: Player 1: I wish for a cheeseburger! Player 2: Wish granted, but it is at the size of a germ, so you can't eat it! I wish I had a War Sloop! Player 1: Granted, but it's a Light Sloop! I wish for gold. And it goes and on. I shall start! I wish I had gold! |
Ah, good old Corrupt A Wish. The one game the others forgot. :p
Granted, you have gold. In the Kraken's stomach. Go fetch! I wish for a heading. |
Granted..... You are beheaded.
I wish for ship materials. |
Granted, they fell into the sea.
I wish I had a wish. |
Granted, However you cannot use it in the caribbean.
I Wish for Singapore to be added in the game tomorrow. |
Granted...but it's glitches galore
I wish for a new story quest. |
Granted. You sink 2 ships for crude boots.
I wish for more islands. |
Granted, but it lags.... a lot...
I wish for my rum back. |
Granted but you get a drop of milk instead.
I wish I had extendo arms. |
Granted, but the goo so long, they come off...
I wish for some candy. |
Granted, it's pirate juice infused!
I wish for dirt. |
Granted but it turned into mud.
I wish i created this thread. |
Granted, but you get banned for not capitalizing your name.
I wish for a pen. |
Granted, but it is cursed and it impales you.
I wish for a Jack's Brew. |
Granted, but jack gets mad at you for drinking it, and takes it away.
I to be lvl 50 on test. |
Granted, but after you achieve it you get banned.
I wish for gold. |
Granted, put it's thos fake gold things with candy in them....
I wish for a new helm for my ship. |
Granted, but your ship sinks.
I wish for answers. |
Granted, but it tears your ship up and more density then water.
i wish for water.(sip) yay! |
Granted, its from my collection of pirate juice.
I wish for a town. |
Granted, but its a ghost town.
I wish for Tiberous to come here and play the ban game |
Granted, but he pwns you.
I wish for cats. |
granted but it scratches you to death.
I wish for dell |
Granted, but the wish granter isn't sure if you wan't Del Darkskull, or a computer. So he dumps both on your head.
I wish for snow men. |
Wish granted but it was a hot day, the snow melted automaticly!
I wish i was 16. |
Granted, you drive your new car off a cliff.
I wish for pine cones. |
Granted, but the you walk by a cliff, and get stabbed with the sharp part, and drop all of them.
I wish for Fire! |
Wish granted but it didn't know where you wanted the fire so its on the moon.
I wish for a news media |
Granted, your eyes explode from the media.
I wish for sauce. |
You eat it, while sitting near a cliff, but it's too hot, so you spit it out over the cliff.
I wish for Water! |
granted but its salt water. I wish for a house
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I wish for Earth! |
granted but it will be destroyed in 2012.
I wish I will post about 2012. |
You don't makeing sense...
I wish for rum! |
wish granted.
I wish for the ban game 2! |
Granted, everyone pwns you.
I wish for SWTOR. |
Granted, you're not allowed to play.
I wish my wish wasn't corrupted. |
Ok, but you're head was.
I wish more people would download the Peices of Eight font... |
Granted but no one knows how to use it...
I wish for a boat |
Granted, but it's in the bottom of the ocean. Enjoy!
I wish that POTCO added rides, and that I can use them. |
Granted, but they break.
I wish for a good book.:bookishfj7: |
Granted, but Book reads YOU!
I wish for a potato. |
Ok, but it is a patoto.... (( Second pronounced word of Potato))..
I wish Peices of Eight had a plus symbol... |
Granted, but it jumps out of the page and impales you.
I wish for easier html. |
Granted,but it only becomes easier for everyone else.
I wish for honest politicians. |
Granted, they spill out dozens of evil things they did, and everyone is so aghast that democracy collapses.
I wish for easier wishes to corrupt. |
Granted,But they are uncoruptable :D
I wish for a wish machine |
Granted, but it's full of corrupted wishes and Lucky Charm cereals.
I wish I had cool new hats |
Granted, but you drop the box holding them and they all blow away in a hurricane.
I wish for a fried chicken. |
Granted ...however the chicken has a 300lb brother that is furious over your wish.
I wish for more gold for upgrades. |
Granted, you get 1 dollar more.
I wish for a pistol! |
Granted ....it's covered in barnacles.
I wish for a day off. |
Granted, you get shot after you wake up.
I wish to learn Php. |
Granted, but you forget it right after.
I wish I had an unusual hat. |
Granted, but then everybody gets it, and it's not unusual.
I wish for a mechanical bull. |
Granted but it blows up!
I wish for turn on and off Free unlimited access. |
Granted, but you dont get to use it.
I wish for an president Lincoln. |
Granted, but it's a president Lincoln
I wish for some more lemonade |
Ok. But I spill it.
I wish for people to be nice. |
Granted, they get so nice its annoying.
I wish for mac and cheese. |
Granted but your mac is made of cheese and your cheese is made of metal.
I wish to step up the corporate ladder. |
Granted, but you fall off.
I wish for a knive. |
Granted, but it's a butter knive, and you break it when you touch it.
I with for :bookishfj7: Good Book! |
Granted, but you are part of a story you hate and can't get out.
I wish for a huge balloon shaped like a pie. |
Granted, but it floats away.
I wish for an incorruptible wish. ^.^ |
Granted,its made of TNT.
I wish for a cheeseburger. |
Granted, but it tastes horrible.
I wish for Free unlimited access! |
Granted, you get free unlimited access to a random hole in the ground.
I wish for more sushi. |
granted its cursed sushi
i wish for a green apple of doom. |
Granted. It is the witch's apple. It poisons you.
I wish for unlimited dark powers :degen: |
Granted, you can only use them to harm yourself.
I wish for Kit Kats. |
Granted, they turn into mushrooms.
I wish for a cursed apple pie. |
Granted but it's just an apple.
I wish for another pet bunny. |
Granted, but it's the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.
I wish for vengeance. |
Granted, It is inflicted on you.
I wish for pods. |
Granted, but a dog eats them
I wish for gold moon |
Granted, but it falls on your head.
I wish for an unsinkable and invincible War Brig with all the upgrades, whatever they are. |
Granted, you watch the navy sail by with it.
I wish for blankets. |
Granted, but they're made for baby mice.
I wish for more time to play POTCO. |
Granted. A new game called Pot Company is made, and the president orders you to play it.
I wish for a hot dog. (I can see what the corruption will be already.) |
Granted, it's a hot digity dog.
I wish for cool new graphs |
Granted, but your game lags so bad you can't use them.
I wish for Kinect. |
Granted but its broken.
I wish for the power to control lightning. |
Granted, but the only thing that comes out is thunder.
I wish for new smilies on the site. |
Granted. A member called New Smilies joins the forums. Say hello.
I wish for a hat. A really tall hat. |
Granted, but you become really short.
I wish for Forza 4. |
Granted, but you didn't finish the thought. It is now "4" a random landlubber on Abassa Tortuga
I wish for a War Brig with as many upgrades as possible, unsinkable, invincible, and only I can captain it. Oh, and all Fury broadsides. |
Granted, but the wish delivery system gets your package mixed up with someone wishing for a too-too.
I wish for skittles. |
Granted, but a massive heatwave comes all of the sudden and melts them.
I wish for another batch of brownies... D': |
Granted but you get a batch of bronies instead.
I wish for a room full of skull chests with cursed weapons |
Granted, but you have to be level 423 to enter.
I wish for a bomb to drop on Abassa Tortuga while I'm safely offline. :) |
Granted, but the lag it causes erases the game's data.
I wish for a pie. |
Granted, but it dissappears.
I wish for a war brig with a steel hull. |
Granted. Someone "steels" your hull.
I wish to know the release date of the Ship Customization to Live. |
Granted, but you get a concussion shortly after and don't remember anything.
I wish for me to be a lv 50... finally! |
Granted, a rollback then happens.
I wish for a boat shaped like a pie. |
the Kraken thinks it is a real pie, so gobbles it up. Yum! wood.
I wish for my Adventure Long Coat to be washed |
Granted... but it was washed in rotten egg whites. o_o
I wish for a bowl of ice cream. |
Granted, it's booger flavored.
I wish for the Harry Potter books. |
Granted... but they're all in Mandarin (Chinese).
I wish for the ability to speak any language I want. |
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