Corrupt A Wish 2
 

With the old game only having a few posts left, here is a new one. Rules:

You read the above poster's wish, then you twist it into some thing bad, and make a wish for yourself, if the above poster didn't make a wish you say: NUN4U
Example:

Poster1:I wish for a parrot.

Poster2:Granted, but it flies away.
I wish for a banana

Poster3:Granted, It is rotten.

Poster4:NUN4U!
I wish for a skull.

Etc. My wish is:

I wish for a sword.

Ok, but the sword is going through your chest.

I wish for Chuck Norris to pwn me!!!

ok,but he owns u so hard u die.
I want a legendary

Granted, but you didn't wish, you wanted so you don't get it.

I wish for a dancing cat.

Granted......but it's a fake.....



I wish for more gold.

Granted, its marked and you can never spend it.

I wish for instructions.

Granted, they're in German.

I wish for a harmonica.

Granted....it's plastic.....

I wish for.......ummmmm......more clothes

Granted, but they stink and I steal your old ones.

I wish for less noise.

Granted, you're deaf now.

I wish to be mastered this summer.

Granted....but you become level 1 the next time you sign in.

I wish for customized ships...

Granted, but all ships become light sloops.

I wish POTCO guilds were working.

Granted, but every member has lost your guild, and disney removed your guild's name.

I wish that this wish won't be corrupted.

Granted, but you get nothing.

I wish for rain.

Ok, but the rain is acid rain, and it melts through you, causing you excrushiating pain, then you die.
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I wish I hads meh a giant waffles!!!!

Granted, but you are grown to the size of Paul Bunyan and now it looks like an ant.

I wish for candy!

Granted,its poisoned
I wish pets were in potco

granted the only pet available is the variola virus (causes smallpox).

i wish i knew if the cake is a lie

Granted, but I beat you over the head and you forget.

I wish for cards.

Granted but they are cursed and explode in your face......

I wish for a broken compass.....

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Granted, but I fix it.

I wish for a book.

granted its full of blank pages

NUN4U!!

I wish for tacos!

granted there imaginatry

i wish to be gm

Granted, bit disney then bans you.

I wish for a ruler (as in the kind you measure with).

You get it, but you shrink down to 1 inch and the ruler squishes you.

I wish for the filters not to hate me.

granted they just do terrible things to you for fun now.

i wish for a fish

Granted, but it ranted.

I wish for a dish.

Granted, but it is so rusted that it falls apart at your first touch.

I wish for you to perform an exorcism on Savvy the Demon.

Granted, but the exorcism fails one second in and Savvy the Demon prevails.

I wish for world domination.

Granted. Then Del kicks you out in your eternal struggle for power.

I wish for the sun to rise.

Granted, but it never goes back down and day is eternal.

I wish for a kitchen table.

Granted.....but the legs fall off.

I wish for a better fishing pole.

Granted, but it is pulled into the deep. While you're still holding it.

I wish for foooood!

Granted. It's the Greenish Meat. Bon appetit.

I wish that the moon was made of cheese.

Granted, but a giant mouse then eats it.

I wish for a beverage.

Granted......but I love Frost Brewed refreshments and drank it.....

I wish for more cannons....

Granted, they fire on you.

I wish for a chair.

granted it breaks when you sit on it

i wish for a trillion euros

Granted, but you spend it all in one place.

I wish for cheese.

Granted, but it is Cheese Crud.

I wish that they made a Pirates ride with the Queue of the WDW version, but with the ride itself being identical to the DL version.

Granted, but it blows sky high.

I wish for cheesecurds, and Holland!!!

Granted, but the curds give you food posoning, and Holland sends you on a one way ticket to space!!!!

I wish for the worst thing possible to happen to this wish!!!

Granted, I don't corrupt it.

I wish for a remote.

Granted, but kills you.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted, yet, for it to come true....

Granted, but nothing really happens.

I wish for a new slidey chat bar thing with stickers.

Granted, but you're banned from it.

I wish for a map.

Granted,its blank.
I wish for good luck.

Granted, but you die before you get it.

I wish I had meh some waffles so They can breathe some fIa!!!!

granted there poison

i wish the ban game was back to normal

Granted, but you get pwned.

I wish for a golf ball.

Granted, but it is the size of the one in EPCOT.

I wish for the Edge of a Blightfang.

Granted, but you drop it on your toe, then fall off a your ship and get eaten by sharks.

I wish for a muffin.

Granted, its poisen berry!

I wish for the signiture package.

Granted,it expires in one second.
I wish there were no more glitches in potco.
This should be interesting.

Granted, but Disney adds new Potions that let you go though walls, jump five times as high, increase your speed by 500%, and lets you use potions in PvP.

I wish for a Bastion.

Granted, but you end up with a German Soccer Player named Bastien Schweinsteiger. :p

I wish Canada would win the FIFA World Cup eventually. :)

Granted, it explodes and kills you.

I wish for a hook.

Granted, but a Fly lands on yer eye, and you try to swat it...

I wish for more Flagships.

Granted, but they are all Lv 10000000.

NUN4U!

I wish for Ravens Cove Invasions.

Granted, but they leave cause everyone is dead.

I wish I had made a wish.

granted you wished to die by the hands of davy jones

i wish for a piece of bacon

Granted, it is a nanometer long.

I wish for the sun.

Granted, so it falls on you.

I wish for The Hatbox Ghost.

Granted, but it becomes evil and kills you.

I wish for a glove.

Granted, but it is Freddy's Glove, and it is shoved through yer chest.

I wish they made Freddy's Glove a weapon in this Game.

Granted.... But you can only inflict damage on yourself.

I wish for Ship of the Line....

Granted, you spend all your gold to buy one, but when you finally set sail you hit a rock and sink.

I wish for Long John Silver to be a level 70 boss in the game.

Granted, you are limited to level one.

I wish to be a mod.

(Congrats Aka)

Granted,it lasts for one second.
I wish for...something.

granted you get a fake sotl (really a piece of wood)

i wish norton would leave me alone.

Granted, Horton starts in on you.

I wish for water.

grated you get several tons of salt water dumped on your head

i wish for a fish

Granted, but it is a baby minow.

I wish for a dog! :D

granted you have to put it down for it has civ.

i wish i knew what 2+2 in base 4 is

Granted, you forget.

I wish for Fame!

Granted, you become famous for being an epic fail.

I wish for an underground rum vault, so ye hooligans will stop stealing me rum!!!!!!!!

Granted..... However.... I will be taking that rum..... Thank you.

I wish for custom ship options.

Granted, they include smiley faces, hearts, and flowers!

I wish for blade of the abyss.

Ok, but its really waffles.....

I wish to be killed my waffles...

Granted, no coruption needed.

I wish for White Fang, By Jack London.

Granted, but White Fang answers the Call of the Wild and eats you.

I wish to go to Disney again...

granted you go to disney and are working there as Cinderella

i wish to ban you

Granted... But you have a momentary lapse of thought and ban yourself.

I wish for new shirts.

Granted, they are size 10x small.

I wish for a hot dog!

Granted, I set yer Dog on fire.

I wish for a Mountain Giant.

Granted, he kills you.

I wish for a dvd.

Granted, but it is a DVD of yer least favorite film, plus Blu-Ray is better.

I wish for a Frost Giant.

granted it freezes you for thinking hd makes a difference

i wish mr awesome would give me gold

Granted, I give you my golden Lost Sword of El Patron... And I deliver it though yer chest.

I wish for a Fire Giant.

Granted, it eats you and you burn eternally.

I wish for a golf driver.

Granted, Golf Drives you inSANE.

I wish for a Troll.

Granted but the troll trolls you



I wish for a sotl.

Granted, it has one hp.

I wish for a hat.

granted the hat is now on fire


I wish for a sotl with at least 9001 hp

granted all ships now do 1,000,000,000,000,000 damage per cannon ball just to you

i wish mr. awesome would stop wishing for such commonly known mythical creatures

Granted, I do instead.

I wish for a storm troll.

Granted.... But it's made of butter.

I wish for tons of gold....

Granted, you get tons, ontop of your head.

I wish for Thunderspine Sword!