the ban game yet again
 

With the old ban game nearing a close, its time for a restart! For those of you that are returning... welcome back! For those that are new... prepare for a world of insanity. Here are the rules, for you Noobanners.

Ban the poster above you.

Stay within POF guidelines. We don't want any MAJOR trouble.

Use the chat room for chatting. Do not attempt to converse with your banners.

Have fun and remember, it's just a game!

I'll start off...

I ban you all for various reasons

I ban you for restarting the ban game...OHHHHHHHH Yeaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!

I ban Cannonfury. Yep.

I ban 7b for not even capitalizing the words in the title. How disheveled.

I ban Captain Sharktooth for contributing to the infernal ban game.

I ban Luckie because I am not at fault for getting addicted! It's these raving lunatics!

I ban Luckie because I can't deny it.

I ban Dark Pixie. Those lunatics - points to CST and Cannonfury -

I ban Stealth for naming fingers and pointing names

I ban Kat for quoting Jack Sparrow.

I ban Dark for not quoting Sparrow. did everyone see that? because I'll not be doing it again.

I ban Dog for randomly quoting Sparrow. At least Kat had a reason!

I ban Dark for missing my reason

I ban dog and thats the bottom line cause Cannonfury said so!!!!

I ban cannonfury because we have to many ban games! :skull:

MA skip bans Cannonfury for talking in third person.

I ban the poster below me!

I ban Swash for not following ban game rules.

I ban Shark for being the ban-police!

I ban DP because I must.

I ban Sharky because he might be like the grammar-police,Yeah I heard about that....

I ban Rich for not witnessing it with his own eye(s).

I ban Countainer for starting this thread and not making the title nice and pretty...

I ban the Ban Masters and Grasshoppa's for allowing this nonsense to happen.

I ban MA for only witnessing the attempt at the reform, and not witnessing the actual GP.

I skip Sharky to ban Davy for complaining about the ban game in the ban game. Oh, and on your way out to brainstorm valid reasons for banning, could you bring me my rum? I'm still waiting...

I ban Hammy for learning an important lesson about rum.

However, it would be best if you kept your rum safe with me.

I ban you all!!! If ya smeelllllllllolololololololooo what the cannonfury...is...cooking!!!!

I ban Cannonfury because I hope he is making me a sandwich.

I ban Davy for expecting sammiches all the time. Next he'll be asking us to cut off the crusts.

I ban Davy for thinking he can get a sandwich when I haven't gotten my rum! Hurry along--- Chop chop!

I ban Hammy because Davy doesn't make good sandwiches, it's the "Hotdog Morgans" that are his specialty.

I ban Skiperdoo, for all Davy's sammiches are meat. Like literally, meat. No buns. Just meat.

I must skip Skiperdoo to ban Hammy for thinking that a ban master would get him rum.

How about you go get rum for the ban master.

And I ban Mr. Shipsteel because they are actually just buns. The meat was consumed by The Monster.

I ban Davy for thinking his mastership of banning allows him to boss us around. Do I respect you? Yes. Do I follow your orders? No.

I skip to ban Davy because I asked you to get me rum before you asked for a sandwich. Now, go get my rum, or you don't get a sandwich.

I ban Hammy because Davy CAN order you around, because he is a master, while you are a noobanner and a rum apprentice.

I ban Jack because being a master banner doesn't give rights to use noobanners as servants. Should you masters not be teaching us the ways of the banner so that we may become masters too? Davy was once a noobanner. Now I'll ask MA for my rum. I'm waiting...

I ban this blasphemy. Where is the ban Legend? I thought he was watching the noobs this week?

I skip ban Hammy for thinking I would give HIM rum

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now where is my Cat of Nine Tails?!?!

I ban MA because I'll give you one if you can use it to help control the Noobanners.

I ban Hammy for still thinking he can make me do things for him.

I second Jules's ban.

I ban Davy because I except this responsibility in exchange for a new Cat of Nine Tails.

Looks like we have come to an agreement!

I ban MA. Here's a bandaid.

I ban Davy. Thanks for the brand new Cat of Nine Tails! (The old one was getting, well old)

Now to keep my end of the bargain...

I ban Mr.A for thinking any of us is a real pirate...

I ban Dog for making a good point, but I am sure even a Dog can survive a flesh wound.

I ban MA for screaming at Davy

I ban everyone who contributed to that conversation.

I ban Pixie for starting a very similar one.

I ban Skip for messing with my head slightly.

I ban Pixie because if it changes anything, it has to be good.

I ban Skip for having a little tiny blue square for an avvie

I skip ban Skip for being mean.

I ban Dark for skipping me without following proper skip ban protocol

I ban Dog for failing to notice that I'm a pirate. Rules? They're just guidelines!

I ban DP for not watching At World's End, in which a pirate is shot for not following the guidelines.

I ban MA because that pirate was shot because he said "hang the code" which ole capt Teague didn't appreciate very much

Alright ye scoundrels!

Seems as though the Art of Banning has been overrun by a few new kids on the block... noobanners galore, I tells ya! Well, we can't be having this happen to such a fine game as this - and as such, I see it as my duty to revive this art back to the game of champions it once was!

Now, prepare for some serious banning, kids....

I ban Mr. Gunmorgan for keeping his usertitle in caps lock. Where are we, Abassa?

I ban Del. Yes! I posted just for that occasion.

I ban Mr. Sharktooth for feeling Goofy. Why not Mickey, or Daffy?

I ban Del because I can't have my mood be a proper noun, that's just illogical.

I ban Sharktooth for all things good are illogical - Pi is irrational, after all.

I ban Del because there is a difference between illogical and irrational. And pie is good for you, after all.

Not in my word, they aren't.

I ban Sharktooth for joining POF nearly two years after I did. Late to the party, I see :cool:

I ban Del for bragging. Well played.... well played.....

I ban Sharktooth for also having half as many awards as me. I take bragging to a whole new level.

I ban Del because he is also a Clan Leader.

I ban Sharktooth for being apart of the Clan that I lead.

:43:

I ban Del for apparently running out of things to brag about.

I ban Sharktooth for not being able to keep up with my banning pace. Faster, I say! So I can ban you more!

I ban Del for trying to rush greatness.

And Patience, is a virtue.

I ban Mr. Sharktooth for trying to add wisdom to banning. Wisdom is only for people who have it!

I ban Del for now you are the slow banner!

I ban Mr. Sharktooth for not denying he holds no wisdom!

And I see you DP. Bring it.

I ban Del for being scary.

I ban Del, I am now denying the claim that I have no wisdom.

I ban Captain Sharktooth, for I believe my work here is done for now. My Caribbean needs me!

I ban Del for his well-timed exit.

I ban Shark because I'm angry that I missed the epic banning war.

I ban DP for being slower than Del or myself.

I ban Shark because I was focusing on real life!

I skip ban Del and CST for that epic ban session, that was awesome.

It's been a few hours without a ban - what is this? Usually you people are flooding the boards!

I ban all of you for laziness!

I Ban Del for rising out of the shadows just for this occasion. I wish you the best of luck, you crazy scoundrel.

I ban Mr. Cannonbane. I always bring things to the top ~_~

I ban Crestshot because the crazy is already implied.

I ban Mr. Darkskull because last I checked, the ships you sunk the other day went to the bottom.

I ban Hector for skip banning. SHAME!

I ban Hector for using Green Text. Either you're a hardcore Tree Watcher, or you just like my name.

I ban Del because he could feel nauseous too.

I ban Hector for making the same mistake twice. Sloppy pirates are not welcome in this dojo!

I ban Del for it's been awhile....

I ban Jules for also rejoining the chaos... indeed, it has been a while, comrade...

I ban Del because I take a week break to catch up with RL and I come back to this! *sigh* Time to whip these scallywags into shape!

I ban for taking a break for "real life" situations! Leaving pirates is never the option!

I ban Del because he is right. If it helps, I was a pirate freak the whole time I was gone.. so I wasn't completely separated from my pirate life :D

Actually.. that gives me an idea!

I ban Jules for excluding her pirate's name from her username. Or should I say, "Miss Maria."